He's that dude who doesn't have any dating game on his own, so he hangs around couples waiting for the breakup so he can first be "the friend" to the girl, with hopes of it progressing to something more. He's always trying to stay friendly with his friends' exs. It sometimes works, but usually also breaks the bro code and leads to loss of friends, trust, and respect.
Rick: Who's she dating now?
Andy: Remember that little relationship lurker Seth she was always bringing along when we went out? They hooked up.
Andy: Remember that little relationship lurker Seth she was always bringing along when we went out? They hooked up.
by musacha April 4, 2009
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Get the lurkin-ass-nigga mug.A popular variant spelling of lurk more. It is an expression used when someone demonstrates their ignorance of the customs and social expectations of an online community, or otherwise makes an idiot of themselves online. Its use indicates that the person so instructed should gain familiarity with the community before posting further.
annoying_n00b: LOL @ my genius! I am the greatest! Surely everyone loves me by now.
everyone else: LURK MOAR
everyone else: LURK MOAR
by zuffix August 14, 2007
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Get the lurker mug.A man on the DL who lurks around public restrooms, parks, truck stops, porn stores, the locker room and shower at the gym, etc. looking for some random stranger(s) to have sex with.
I hate going to the gym on Thursdays after work. There’s this creepy DL Lurker who always seems to be hanging around in the shower or wandering the locker room in a towel.
I swear to God, her boyfriend is a down low lurker. I see him hanging around by the library bathroom three nights a week.
I swear to God, her boyfriend is a down low lurker. I see him hanging around by the library bathroom three nights a week.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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Spending hours at a time staring at the facebook profiles of your neighbors without their knowledge.
Legally stalking someone for hours.
Spending hours at a time staring at the facebook profiles of your neighbors without their knowledge.
Legally stalking someone for hours.
I saw Lauren screaming unintelligibly at her boyfriend! I'll have to go on a lurkathon to find out what happened...
by KiraCameron December 27, 2010
Get the lurkathon mug.There are 2 of us chatting but I see a third person is reading. It must be Raven, the original lurkerbater.
by Kaiservonschizen March 19, 2014
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