lqtm

lqtm = laugh, or laughing quietly to myself. This is used in place of "lol" when your not actually laughing out loud.

(All on the internet)
Guy 1: Hey dude, why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy 2: I dunno, why?
Guy 1: To get to the other side!
Guy 2: lqtm.

by RiceLlamas January 18, 2010

lqtm

laugh quietly to myself.

a way to say what you are really doing because you are never really laughing out loud.

person 1 : i just got dumped
person 2 : lqtm
person 1 : not funny!
person : yeah it is.

by cory the builderz May 21, 2010

lqtm

It means "Laugh Quietly To Myself." Better than lol because you don't actually Laugh OUT LOUD when you said it. You really laugh quietly to yourself.

KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE?
SARAH
SARAH WHO?
SARAH REASON YOUR NOT LAUGHING?
HAHA LQTM!

by Matt g94 February 10, 2009

lqtm

short for "laughing quietly to myself"

made up by walker fickling

Bernardo:"Hey Janice! Guess what?!"
Janice:"What?"
Bernardo:"Poop balls!"
Jancice:"LQTM!"

by blake moseley June 29, 2007

lqtm

Or Laughing Quietly To Myself.
When you're talking to someone on messenger or myspace or facebook or whatever.They may say something but you actually dont laugh but you know its kind of funny you just write lqtm

Joe: Hey Fred did you hear linda has STD's?

Fred: No I didnt! lqtm !!

by Thatoneguysean August 25, 2008

LQTM

(lqtm) Laughing Quietly To Myself: A kinder Gentler, more accurate "LOL". First credits for the use of this acronym date back to George W. Braun in 1999.

"I read Melissa B's humorous Facebook post and it had me LQTM"

by SarcasmRus October 25, 2011

LQTM

"Laughing quietly to myself." A more accurate representation of the human response to funny things seen on the interweb.

When people type lol, rarely are they laughing aloud for the whole world to hear, but merely smiling and laughing quietly to themselves.

Boner jokes cause me to LQTM.

by David Hamlin July 7, 2006