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Lolometer

The measuring device for the number of "lol" used in a convo. Measured in "lpc", "lol per convo", or can be measured by sentence, which would be "lps", or "lol per sentence".
Kirsten: LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!

Amber: WHOA! Like, my Lolometer says that you're using 5 lps.

Kirsten: HAHA! LIKE, LOL!

Amber: You're averaging about 6 lpc.

Kirsten! LOL!

Amber: Like, that makes 7 lpc!
by Vincent Floyd September 23, 2008
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Lamba Lolo

The Word Come from a Kenyan Slang (sheng) which is popular among the youths it means to "go fuck yourself"/"Fuck off" in explicit Concept and Mind Mind your Business kind, or Get busy with something destructive like Lollypop.

In a layman's language it means to Leak a lollipop or give a blowjob
That chick Knows how to Lamba Lolo (she know how to give a blow Job)
The Senator Ali-Lamba Lolo (The senator was Fucked)
What will you tell your mates, Let them wa-Lambe lolo ( the friends will mind their business)
by arwanitoh May 13, 2018
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Dirty LOLO

A term used for laughing aggressively while drinking a handle of tequila and having sex in the bathroom .
What were you doing in the bathroom ? I did a dirty lolo
by Hoonad June 4, 2020
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lololololololololololololol

Far, far too much lol... signals that you really need to stop typing chains of lol into search.... no, really, stop it...
Chris: Hmm... I wonder how many lol's UD has...

Tim: wtf? lololololololololololololol
by Awesumsource May 21, 2009
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Lolocaust Denier

The single person in a group who rejects a joke as unfunny, while all others regard it as devastatingly funny and potentially capable of causing 6 million people to die of laughter.
Often someone who is generally considered to have a poor or weak sense of humour.
Phil: Dave didn't laugh once during that Flight of the Conchords show
Harry: I know man, what a lolocaust denier
by lbr11 May 20, 2011
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lolololol

Lots of lovely old-fashioned laughter out loud online
omg are you that guy from Sesame Street? lolololol
by delphicoracle April 20, 2007
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lololololololol

lololololololol is fun to type
by State farm assistant February 1, 2022
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