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Lovebox

1. Jeff got his hands closer and closer to my lovebox and I quickly told him to stop.

2. Isnt my lovebox so tight?
by TakeMeShopping February 6, 2010
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golden lovejoy

Alcoholic beverage invented in the north east of England on the 12th of November 2011.

Drink contains, Jack Daniels, Amaretto, Peach Schnapps and coke.
Phil: Now mate, fancy another golden lovejoy?

Alex: You referring to that drink of legendary status containing Jack Daniels, Amaretto, Peach Schnapps and coke?

Phil: Yer mate.
by randomphil November 20, 2011
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loveboat

marijuana soaked in phencyclidine (a horse tranquilizer). Popular in 80's Washington, D.C. amongst the brothers.
What y'all smokin' now? loveboat! loveboat! loveboat!
by Anonymous May 6, 2003
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loverboy

The name a girl calls a guy who loves her, which she knows but instead of acting on it she teases him and plays on and off games of relationship and friendship.
"Why does Sarah still call Dan loverboy?"
"She says she loves her loverboy in her own way."
by The One In The Shadows April 15, 2006
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Lovebombing

Predatory tactic used seduce and ensnare an individual into a romantic relationship, a con or even a cult.

Often used by gold-diggers, narcissists, and Dependent types to lock down their prey.

Women who attempt to trap men with pregnancy and Desperate Single Moms can be particularly good at it. It is usually part of any daddy baiting campaign.

Con artists, pimps, pedophiles and cults also use this strategy on their victims.

It’s a campaign of fake love, affection, favors, flattery and usually lots of sex —designed to overwhelm the target and hide the love bomber’s true motives.

Love bombers also try to create a dependence by dangling the false promise of everything the target wants but lacks. It’s nearly impossible to detect or resist at the beginning, as it all feels too good to question, especially when a hot girl is the bomber. This kind of deception goes way beyond ass-kissing and is usually intended for long-term control of the target.

Victims of lovebombing often believe their wife (or husband etc) has “changed” when the lovebombing stops. They will often work harder to get back to the way things were. And the lovebomber can always dole out more when needed. Thus a cycle of abuse and control is established.
Example 1:

Michael Jackson: Hey little boy. Want a cookie? I have fresh baked cookies at my house. And chimpanzees. And we can play all the time and do whatever we want. Because you’re special.

Kid: Really?
Michael Jackson: Very
Kid’s mother: Get the fuck away from my kid. I see you lovebombing.

Example 2:

Kevin: I’m dating this girl who has a kid, but she’s sooooo good to me! She does my laundry, sucks my balls and tells me that I shouldn’t worry about losing the beergut. She Even says she doesn’t mind that I leave the seat up because that’s just what a man needs to do!

Todd: Are you using condoms with her?

Kevin: No! She went on the pill and lets me blow my load in her now! She says it’s a religious experience for her.

Todd: Are you really this clueless? She’s lovebombing you so you’ll take care of her ass and the kids.
by Big Dongky December 1, 2019
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Having a Lovejoy

To cock-up something.
Derived from popular Soccer AM presenter Tim Lovejoy, after he missed 4 out of 7 penalties.
Guy: How did your driving test go?
Guy 2: Oh I had a Lovejoy and crashed the car.
Guy: Tough break
by McCoy January 1, 2005
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loveboat

PCP. A drug that can make you see exceptionally wild shit.

Also known as "Angel dust"
I'd like some loveboat right now.
by maw April 25, 2005
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