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lostibate

To masturbate to the television show "Lost" or one of the show's characters.
Yeah man, it's Wednesday, I'm going to go home to lostibate.
by lockecocke February 27, 2009
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Loti

Loti is an amazing girl, she’s all around perfect. Once she’s in your life she’s massively important to you, in fact you might say she is the centre of your life. There is never a second where she isn’t there to lift you up. I’m so lucky to have crossed passed paths with Loti. Whenever I’m with her I’m different, but in a good way. I smile and laugh more, she’s so easy to open up to abs always seems to make things better. She’s unbelievably gorgeous inside and out. I feel as if I’ve won the lottery with her, she is special and magic, she makes my life a thousand times better just by being there. When I look at her I know I have hit the jackpot like I said she’s smell around perfect, from her looks to her personality and her amazing voice.
Loti is perfect
by Bob_1,2,3 December 26, 2020
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motion is lotion

Physical activity and movement used to prevent and relieve arthritis pain. The idea that exercise can be just as effective as all those pills, patches and creams for joint health.
The physical therapist suggested an exercise plan to help with my arthritis pain. He said motion is lotion.
by yes juanito yes February 10, 2015
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Loudience

A very loud audience.
Look at that audience. It's very loud. A loudience, one could say...
by Doctor Wojak October 18, 2021
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The Lotion Defense

A term used to defend the presence of light white stains on a womens black yoga pants. Much like the Toothpaste Defense.
Hey Babe is that Jizz on the back of your yoga pants? No its body lotion! The Lotion Defense.
by Chuck Clark September 16, 2012
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ally lotti

ally lotti means finding the best fucking person ever. they are your soulmate
YO! guess what?! i found my ally lotti<3
HOLY SHIT CONGRATS
by lotti999 December 4, 2020
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nigger looting

When playing PUBG, on duo or squad settings, your teammate decides to loot the same building that you just so happen to be looting.
Hey dickhead I'm already looting this house. Go fuck off somewhere else you fucking nigger looting assclown.
by codpiece paul October 3, 2017
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