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pinch a hot loaf

The act of taking a shit in winter in a less than reputable establishment that either doesn't pay the heat bill, or is too fucking cheap to turn it up, in turn, making the porcelain of the toilet so cold that when you shit, it resembles the appearance of a hot loaf of bread being removed from the oven as steam permeates through the bathroom.
"Man, you would have thought that bathroom came with a free bakers hat after pinching that steaming hot loaf in there."

"Yeah, you would pinch a hot loaf in a shithole bar like that."
by lulem400 January 12, 2010
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Louana

A sweet child of God, filled with love and beauty. A gentle lady, whose smile can light the darkest night. A dear friend, whose care is all encompassing. A tender spirit offering unconditional love.
Louana is the embodiment of angels here on earth.
by Peacefulman February 4, 2010
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drop a loaf

to deliver feces to the appropriate destination via the anus.
Is your mom available, because I just ate a raunchy burrito, and I'd like to drop a loaf on her chest.
by Bachass June 12, 2006
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Pinch-A-Loaf

To expel solid waste from the anus. Refered to in the movie "Shawshank Redemption".
guard: I'm gonna go Pinch-A-Loaf, so this stuff better be cleaned up before the wardon gets back
by Ryan Hershbeger June 11, 2006
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louaylor

It refers to the relationship of a king and queen. in this case louis tomlinson and taylor swift , it is the combination of their names.

Synonym of gods .
We stan louaylor
by touwrep June 26, 2019
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fly loaf

Any food that looks or tastes gross.
Man, that pie was fly loaf.
by Amalja July 6, 2011
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Beard Loaf

A person that you do not like who has a dumb beard. Usually a hipster or a guy that hangs out at the bookstore all day long and drinks the free coffee and tries to talk to everyone about nothing.
"Oh gads. Here comes beard Loaf again, he probably wants to tell me about existential catfish or something"

"Man. That Beard Loaf guy owns an Arcade Fire CD made out of bacon. No lie.
by mitbong January 5, 2013
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