lotion booger

The semi solid mass that forms in the dispenser, which must be picked out of the first squirt of suntan lotion, moisturizer, etc. Consistency is such that it is reminicient of a booger.

Lori: Rub this on my back.
Todd: Flip over.
Lori: Gross! I can feel the lotion booger on my shoulder!
Todd: Ugh! *flick*

by t_bag July 24, 2008

Lotion Effect

When a girl begins to tear when they look at you, specifically if you are attractive.

I don't know why but every time I look a cute guy, I begin to tear up for no reason. He's got that lotion effect when I look at him.

by SoccerElite17 August 13, 2010

lotion man

jamaican slang, referral to a gay man, who uses lotion to lubricate his backside for anal sex purposes

dat bwoy is a dyam lotion man

by danaturalb May 13, 2005

Lotion Guy

The guy with a chronic masturbation addiction that leads to domestic chaos and eventual divorce.

Guy 1: Yo nigga what does this guy have.
Guy 2: He has Lotion Guy Syndrome
Guy 1: DAMN!

by swagkid69420 November 9, 2020

lonix

angry little man from texas.

guy 1 man i had the worst day at work...ill kill someone!

guy 2 dude...stop being such a lonix

by haulnlass August 1, 2007

throat lotion

a male's seminal fluid coated down a womans throat

her mouth might have been dry but I gave her some throat lotion to soften her right up.

by rob gotti October 20, 2006

lotion

that which belongs in the basket-and-I stress this highly- if one refuses to put the lotion where it belongs, one WILL get the hose. Also, before placing it in said basket, it should be rubbed on the skin.

I'd fuck me

by hot sauce March 11, 2004