looching

1. Various verbs that result in something positive and is used as a substitue when the speaker cannot describe something.

2. The art of the Looch

3. Sexual contact of any kind.

1. He wouldn't answer my phone calls, he was too busy looching around with that broad.

2. He bowled a 300 in Wii bowling...totally looching it.

by THE ENTOURAGE November 2, 2007

Looch

when your nut sack is bigger than your penis

tommy lee- hey did you see the pic of obomas dick

pamela anderson- ew that things a fucking looch

by GREG pooptard September 25, 2009

merry looch

Common courtesy said during loochmas, to let friends and family know that you wish them a merry looch celebration.

Commonly pronounced in a falsetto speaking voice.

Seeing my family in the downstairs kitchen during loochmas, I shouted "merry looch" in a falsetto voice.

by DaRealLooch November 10, 2020

Looch

Noun. The sound poop makes when it hits the water. A loocher is anything that makes that sound. Calling someone a loocher is calling them shit.

I was taking a crap when I heard this loud looch and my ass was wet from the splash back.

by Teammillunzi February 18, 2009

butt looch

a 4 ft long worm that crawls up the anus and lives in the rectum. has to be surgicaly removed

get this butt looch out NOW !!!!

by ford53 February 8, 2013

Looch

Opposite of a chode, a pencil dick. Sometimes up to 2 meters in length, like an acorn tied to a string.

That guy has the longest fuckin' looch I ever seen!

Donald hanged himself with his own looch.

He aggressively cut cake with his looch.

donald looch cake meter acorn

by StuGasaurus March 31, 2015

Looch

To spit or drool saliva either on purpose or involuntarily.

1 Gross man he is looching all over his shirt.

2 Stay way from me, don´t looch on me! Freaking sick-o!

3 I hate cowboy hicks, they're always loochin' tobacco all over the place.

by Kuerno May 23, 2008