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Lonk Bonk

The sexiest and funniest person in all of the land. Lonk specialises in Mario Kart, and other popular franchises.
“Lonk Bonk is so hot!”

“Lonk Bonk is super hilarious and cool.”
by Lonk Bonk April 18, 2022
mugGet the Lonk Bonkmug.

Lonks wang

"dude, u need to was your lonks wang! it smells bad." or "your such a lonks wang"
by nikinava94 August 20, 2008
mugGet the Lonks wangmug.

Lonk

A famous Mii made by some random guy on the Internet.
Guy 1: I call Link!
Guy 2:I'm Young Link!
Guy 3: And I'm Toon Link, so Guy 4 is Lonk.
Guy 4: But I'm ALWAYS Lonk!
by TheCookieGuy February 13, 2019
mugGet the Lonkmug.

lonk

i took a lonk nap again
by vereeeee January 13, 2021
mugGet the lonkmug.

Lonk

Derived From "Longth"

Lonk is the name for your penis regardless of it's size.
She's gonna get the full Lonk mate.

Hey baby you think you can fit this lonk in your mouth?
by Longth November 28, 2018
mugGet the Lonkmug.

LONK

If a tiny brained duck is proving a Chicken that LONK is a word.
Chiken: HONK. BONK
Tiny Brain: lonk
by stali May 16, 2022
mugGet the LONKmug.

Lonk

heres the lonk
by Azraelz August 3, 2021
mugGet the Lonkmug.

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