Lonk Bonk

The sexiest and funniest person in all of the land. Lonk specialises in Mario Kart, and other popular franchises.

“Lonk Bonk is so hot!”

“Lonk Bonk is super hilarious and cool.”

by Lonk Bonk April 18, 2022

Lonks wang

a dirty hairy penis

"dude, u need to was your lonks wang! it smells bad." or "your such a lonks wang"

by nikinava94 August 20, 2008

Lonk

A famous Mii made by some random guy on the Internet.

Guy 1: I call Link!
Guy 2:I'm Young Link!
Guy 3: And I'm Toon Link, so Guy 4 is Lonk.
Guy 4: But I'm ALWAYS Lonk!

by TheCookieGuy February 13, 2019

lonk

long but in autumn language.

i took a lonk nap again

by vereeeee January 13, 2021

Lonk

Derived From "Longth"

Lonk is the name for your penis regardless of it's size.

She's gonna get the full Lonk mate.

Hey baby you think you can fit this lonk in your mouth?

by Longth November 28, 2018

LONK

If a tiny brained duck is proving a Chicken that LONK is a word.

Chiken: HONK. BONK
Tiny Brain: lonk

by stali May 16, 2022

Lonk

login link

heres the lonk

by Azraelz August 3, 2021