Lonk Bonk

The sexiest and funniest person in all of the land. Lonk specialises in Mario Kart, and other popular franchises.

“Lonk Bonk is so hot!”

“Lonk Bonk is super hilarious and cool.”

by Lonk Bonk April 18, 2022

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Lonks wang

a dirty hairy penis

"dude, u need to was your lonks wang! it smells bad." or "your such a lonks wang"

by nikinava94 August 20, 2008

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Also known as "The Hero of Pennsylvania". Lonk is one of the many incarnations of Link. Cannonically speaking, lonk is the strongest and most powerful Link just by his ability to kill enemies with only throwing them off camera. The rest of his powers are a mistery, but it is said that he even hid the triforce inside a chest offscreen so ganon would die if he tried to get it.

"Lonk is the most powerful Link"

-Shigeru Miyamoto

by Heroofpennsylvania July 27, 2019

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some dumb memespelling of link. nintendo, YA DONE F**KED UP.

LOnk is mad because all teh games have zilda in the title. BUT NOT LONK.

by lonkboi-ish November 9, 2019

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It's when a link is misused to direct someone to an unrelated page under the pretenses of providing the actual reference. I.e. what click farmers do.

I just clicked on a link and it ended up being a lonk. F this. Here's the real source. (Pasted link of the actual source).

by olol_ololov March 5, 2020

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A psychic prediction followed by a tantrum by the psychic when the prediction comes true.

Pre Pokémon go legendary raid: " I'll get a shiny Virizion because it's useless and I have one already
Post Raid: "You see guys, Shiny Virizion and I hate it soooo much" !!!!
Anyone else at the raid: "He's Lonking"

by Lonk008 November 18, 2020

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