Dudley Langenegger

Arguably the greatest film producer in cinemagraphic history. Responsible for the buddy cop drama "Hard Heat". A recluse, he is rarely seen outside his beachside mansion.

Dude #1: You'll never guess who I saw the other day.
Dude #2: Who?
Dude #1: None other than Dudley Langenegger himself!
Dude #2: No way! What was he doing?
Dude #1: Well, he was wearing a paisley robe, sitting on his verandah, sipping on a green tea, reading the Sunday newspaper, on a Friday! Then he lit his pipe with a flaming 100 dollar bill!
Dude #2: Wow! That guy sure is great. All girls wanna be with him, and all guys wanna be him.
Dude #1: I reckon!

by Maximus Cornelius May 22, 2006

longineu parsons

Drummer for pop-punk band Yellowcard. He always looks tired, and is a hella rad drummer.

Longineu Parsons...oh, the kid with dreadlocks? Oh yeah.

by Kiwi June 27, 2004

Longered

this is not a word but i strongly believe that longered should be a form of longer as lengthen is a dumb word and its hard to spell. so essentially longered is lengthen but cooler. so start saying longered instead of lengthen.

it might be better if we longered the school day instead of shortening it

by imsleepdeprived December 14, 2018

Longed off

Effective cancellation through continuous (seemingly small) postponements.

I asked for a decision but I've just been longed off.

I asked for a copy of the new rules, but first they said it would take a week, then the copier was broken, now the appropriate person is on leave... I think I'm being longed off mate.

by Moonrunner47 February 6, 2019

Longintated

To extend something greater than it should be, most likely in an unnatural way.

Hey Mark? Why is that image longintated?

by Baka The Idiot April 28, 2020

VB LONGNECK

ONLY THE REAL FUCKIN BEVERAGE MEN DRINK AT TWETY TWO EIGHT IN THE FUCKIN MORNIN, THE BLOODY MEN THAT DRINK THIS SHIT HAVE IRON BALLS AND SOLID TITANIUM AS THEIR FUCKIN PENIS. U CANT BE TOUGH CUNT IF U CANT HANLDE A VB LONGNECK BRIGHT IN THE FUCKIN MORNINGS WITH UR BLODDY CUNT OF A BREAKFAST

I had a VB Longneck

by Ilikeirneck69 November 27, 2021

Loagen

A blonde, small person who is completely accident-prone, is hypocritical, a nuisance to this Earth, and only watches the youtuber Pyrocynical.

You are such a Loagen.

by TheSpicyPickle November 24, 2019