lombardi's ass

when people toast heartily to crack their beer bottles drink the beer down liberally enough to cut up their lips and produce a likeness to vince lombardi's ass since he shits glass like a true football leader

the packers fans felt the only way to emulate greatness was to perform a lombardi's ass .

by ricodecancero January 9, 2010

Lombardi catch

The counter move of the Lombardi Slap. This happens by opening your mouth and "catching" the penis of the one wishing to Lombardi Slap you.

"Dave just tried to Lombardi Slap me so I used the Lombardi Catch"

"Gross"

"Excuse me' I have to go brush my teeth"

by BoroKid September 4, 2004

lombardi helicopter chop

When you swing your penis around in a circle and make the noise of a helicopter, and smack an innocent bystander in the forehead with it.

Vidal was lombardi helicopter chopping all over the party, watch out for a black eye!

by Mellie B. October 2, 2007

Lombardi'd

Being Scared and Pooping Yourself

Pooing Ones Pants

Dropping a load in ones trousers

Getting Drunk and Soiling Yourself

I was getting chased around Berlin by pimps and bouncers wanting to batter me and I absolutely Lombardi'd myself!

by big bad balls April 5, 2010

Lombardi Tickle

The act of caressing/tickling someone´s face with your penis.
A more tender alternative to the infamous Lombardi slap (
The act of smacking one's penis across another's face).

"My asian boyfriend tried to Lombardi slap me yesterday, but it felt more like a Lombardi tickle"

by TheGoose27 October 20, 2009

Lombardi party

An on going battle of males unexpectingly slapping eachother with their penises.

Guy 1: Whats with the eye patch?

Guy 2:Jake nailed me in the eye last night in that insane lombardi party.

by TJ1254 March 27, 2008

falco lombardi

A character from the popular video game series Star Fox, Falco Lombardi is the hotheadded rebel of the squadron; the top pilot of the team, a former space pirate, and the best friend of Fox McCloud, the team's leader. He is a tall, blue-feathered Avian (a bird species), with characteristic red patches around his eyes.

Though he might be a little rough around the edges, Falco is a hero at heart.

"Falco Lombardi. Just call me Falco."

by Quex the Myuu November 15, 2005