loki

a HOT man that you need to love if you dont horrible thing will happen

loki is hot as fuck

by couchpotato69 May 9, 2019

porn logic

A situation in which everything you say or do will lead to a sexual intercourse with a total stranger. Porn logic means that if anything can lead to a sexual act, it will.

The doorbell rings and the delivery man brings a greasy pizza to a bunch of girls that are actually not hungry and scantily-clad. According to porn logic, the girls automatically start to undress themselves and let him in although they didn't order a pizza.

by kleinermundvoll November 8, 2012

Loki'd

When the mischievous Tom Hiddleston ruins your life completely. (It's up to you to decide whether it's a good or a bad thing.)

*Watching the Avengers for the tenth time and realizing you actually worship the bad guy*

You: Oh god, I think I just got Loki'd.

by Loviisa October 26, 2012

DESTROYED with LOGIC and FACTS

A somewhat hyperbolic title or caption often added to posts of debates, lectures or discussions featuring a commentator that the poster endorses. It is most frequently associated with YouTube channels promoting conservative figures such as Ben Shapiro and discussing divisive modern trends or viewpoints. Jokes around it often centre on the clickbait-y nature of the title, as well as whether or not the commentator's points in the video can really be considered to be 'facts'.

Ben Shapiro on veganism: Triggered libs DESTROYED with LOGIC and FACTS

by falsetokaiba June 15, 2020

Science H. Logic

According to South Park, this would be a popular exclamation if eveyone in the world was an Atheist.
An obvious parody on "Jesus H. Christ."

Science H. Logic! He ate my cat!

by Ian the Almighty December 21, 2006

mommy logic

Opinions dished out from sheltered suburban mothers in Facebook comments, blogs, and their favorite coffee clutch that are based on intuition and rumor, rather than science, deductive reasoning, and a well-reasoned perspective.

"I am sick of all the mommy logic in the comments section! Why do these people all think they are an expert on vaccines/politics/social policy/news headlines/etc."

by Crumpet Connoisseur May 17, 2014

Gacha logic

The weirdest logic you will find

Gacha girl: My bf cheated on me now I will song a song
Everyone else:Gacha logic

by Kayia online December 22, 2019