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Locker Room Talk 

Any manner of conversation that polite society dictates be held privately - with small groups of like-minded, similarly gendered peers - due to its sexually charged language, situations or innuendos.
When the girls all met up for cocktails on Friday, Gertrude really wanted to tell Chloe and Francine about the threesome she and Nancy had with Jimmy last weekend, but Nancy convinced her that a fancy uptown bar wasn't the place for that kind of locker room talk.

Through the walls Tom could hear his teenage son and his friends talking excitedly about who was going to get laid first and he smiled as he remembered that kind of locker room talk from his own youth.

This one guy on the train kept talking to his friend about getting a blow job in the bathroom at Chili's last night and he was really loud so finally I barked at him to "Save the locker room talk for somewhere else!".
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locker hotdog 

A hotdog either made or sold from a school locker.
My dude, I just bought a locker hotdog

locker room loiterer 

the act of using locker rooms as a hang out and for purposes other than changing clothes and showering.
Did you see that man in the YMCA locker room? His dick was so old and decrepit.

Man, thats gay as hell. I thought I told you to stop being a locker room loiterer.

C'mon dude, he was flossing his asshole with his towel and blow drying his ballsack.

That doesn't matter.

Locker Boxed 

When you shove your balls into her vagina and continue to smash her from behind.
Yo man, my girl loves being locker boxed! I last at least one minute longer!
Locker Boxed by Thatguywhosbored September 14, 2019

Locker Stalker 

1)A person who stalks individuals directly next to or near where their locker happens to be situated.
2)A creeper who corners an unsuspecting person innocently trying to retrieve books and other necessities out of their locker. The said person cannot leave until they get their books together and secure their lock. This gives the locker stalker ample time to start a conversation and give the unfortunate victim a hug. During this interaction the victim is trying to figure out if they have ever even met the locker stalker.
Kala: "Ciara is such a locker stalker!"
Jody: "I know, she hugs that poor freshman every time he stops at his locker."
Ciara: "I got his number today!!"
Jody and Kala: "locker stalker!"
Locker Stalker by Kala H. December 21, 2008

locker speak 

Locker speak is a language used by high schoolers to annoy their friends and to talk about inappropriate stuff without adults being aware. In locker speak, locker means penis and cheese means vagina. There are about 100 terms in locker speak and more are added every day through a seconding system that only certain people can use. A facebook page compiles all of the words (but the English translations aren't there--you have to figure them out yourself.)
"Is that a staple?"
"Yes. Is that locker speak?"
"Yes. Is that great?"
"I hate you."

"Can iiii locker grip teeth?"
"You need to get laid."

"Did you wake up this morning?"
"Yes..."
"Oh, I didn't know that you were gay!"
"Didn't you wake up?"
"No, but I did peel my potatoes..."

"I'm a srik. Are you a srik?"
"Yeah, I'm a shrik."
"You love Canada?"
locker speak by lockerspeak December 9, 2008

locker box 

the act of two or more people fighting in a locker room each with a pair of hockey/lacrosse gloves and a lacrosse/hockey helmet.
Yo, i just heard that billy and bob locker boxed in the locker ailes. Apperantly, Billy won in the 3rd round
locker box by teen persian May 3, 2009