loaf

very big compliment

ur such a loaf!

by globblobblopglop March 14, 2023

loaf

A turd.(Esp. an elongated turd with a tapered end)

Excuse me please, I have to go pinch a loaf.

by harry flashman July 14, 2003

loaf

Short for "Loaf of Bread", which is Cockney rhyming slang for "Head".
Loaf of bread? Head..See?

"Use your loaf!" Translates as: Think about it!" "Use your head!" "Don't be stupid!"

by Agent Smith May 24, 2003

Loaf

A silly person who is often really happy all the time for no apparent reason. They are also weird and do weird stuff.

TheBaz: She is such a loaf, everything she does is pretty loafy
Dasmien: Did you hear she soiled herself on stage?
TheBaz: Yeah that's pretty loafy. There's some pictures of her looking loafy, too

by CeleryMan July 3, 2012

Loafing

When a cat sits on any surface with its legs tucked under itself. This gives the cat the appearance of having no limbs, and thus, looks like a loaf.

Steven: "My cat looked like a loaf of bread when it was loafing on my chair yesterday."
Liz: "My cat does that too!"

by The Tsar July 15, 2011

LOAF

Laugh Out A Fart.

Steve Harvey is so wicked funny that it is not rare for my Aunt Vera to LOAF while watching Family Feud.

by HOTPOKT May 27, 2018

Loaf

Ghetto way of saying "failing/failure" or "being lazy" for no specific reason

Person 1-HEY. WHERE WERE YOU ALL DAY? STOP LOAFIN'.
Person 2-Sorry, I was sitting at home all day.

by Dark3n_angel October 19, 2009