Lismilicus

An elf lord that is everyones bitch, and loves to give blowies.
AVOID!

Watch out for that lismilicus, he'll try to give you a blowjob.

by C.O.P July 6, 2011

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Liseli

Liseli is a extremely uncommon name but I can guarantee you that if you have this name you’re either the smartest person alive or as dumb as a rock. If you’re fortunate and have this name you may be the smart one. You have the ability to finish work on time and completed, multitask, think twice, and the ability to succeed in life very easily. You’re most likely to sky rocket into the medical field or become a lawyer I mean after all, you are a complete and utterly genius. You care about the people around you and have so much self care and self love. You know you’re worth it and that’s why people love you so much. Then we have the other one and all I have to say to you is sorry. If you aren’t the type of people I just explained you’re the exact opposite. No offense you’re a real dumb fucking bitch let me tell you that. you are totally right brained and very impulsive tbh you’ve probably pierced your ears or cut your bangs at 3am sobbing on your bathroom floor well that’s if you have a bathroom you’re probably homeless. You are a total crackhead and value your friends more than anything. School isn’t your strong suit at all because like I’ve said you’re stupid as FUCK but you’ll probably thrive in the arts field, it doesn’t take a lot of smarts to sing a song or act on screen. Although your dumb, loud, annoying, impulsive, and a stone cold bitch you also have your sweet spots. You care about your friends and about people around you. You’re also very talented and a BIG extrovert

1. Liseli is such a genius

2. Liseli is on some fuck shit

by Emma_Numan November 17, 2019

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