Linguine

(Verb) The act of beating the shit out of someone's legs so that they cannot walk while leaving their upper body untouched.

"Why's Jim on crutches?"

"He got linguined afterschool Friday when Bill found out he had fucked Stacy."

by DeepFriedTofu January 11, 2021

linusalexsg

Linusalexsg is a socialmedia guy. He makes stuff sometimes. he does channel exposings.

he likes to watch penguins having sex.

Mainsupporter of the "shit in you neighbours backyard" cult.

He is not allowed to visit china, due to political standpoints.

"true."

-linusalexsg

by Spawngoodboi April 17, 2021

linguini

A guy that cant stop saying /sx after all his sentences like a complete degenerate

linguini needs to shut the fuck up /sx

by strawberryjuuuce April 19, 2021

quinti-lingual

The ability to speak five different languages.

Can also be spelled without the hyphen as quintilingual.

She is quinti-lingual. She can speak English, Spanish, French, Italian and German.

by Tosin Ola April 26, 2007

British Lingua

An English Language School set up in India in 1993

British Lingua is an institute of English communication skills.

by birbaljha May 4, 2020

Fuckface Linguini

The newest Trump Inc. White House staffer who comes straight from 45’s mafia supply chain and whose nickname hangs with him from his early days when he was working in the porn industry.

Yeah, Fuckface Linguini is a rare gem, one of my most loyal friends who has steadily been on my payroll since the early 1980s when things really got booming for me.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

Pulling A Linus

To accidentally drop a expensive or irreplaceable piece of technology, usually related to computer hardware.

Austin almost ended up pulling a Linus when he nearly dropped an LG UltraWide monitor.

by cereal_killer_2017 August 11, 2017