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Till Lindemann

Rammstein vocalist and all round pyromaniac. Has a tendency to come on stage with a flamethrower and performs certain songs whilst on fire.
"Till Lindemann ist ein pyromaniac."
by D.E March 18, 2004
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Till Lindemann

Frontman for the legendary Tanz-Metal German band, Rammstein.

Here are a few more tidbits about him:

1. Has been commonly known to be mistaken for a galactic sex god.

2. Satan is praying the Almighty accepts him into Heaven or else he'll be out of a job.

3. Can face fuck you with a simple stare and keep you coming back for more.
Till Lindemann is a German that I wish would invade me!
by Till Lindemann's lover December 24, 2008
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Lindaxican

A noun. A Linda who's funny, cute (beautiful), weird yet mexican and jumps in place occasionally. Loves <(") and long, hot showers evidentally.. also is used in sentences containing the rare word "perchance".
She's such a cute Lindaxican!

Lindaxicans rock!
by Songalonga November 5, 2009
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buttery lindgren

a giant moist shit that needs almost no wiping.

a very relieving poop.
Dude 1: "Dude, I just took the best shit ever"
Dude 2: "We're out of toilet paper though, man"
Dude 1: "That's okay it was a buttery lindgren"
by Lafferty Daniel April 18, 2008
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Till Lindemann

Singer for the German Industrial Band Rammstein
Till Lindemann : german-licious :P
by Evil Bella January 7, 2004
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Till Lindemann

Lead singer of German indutrial techno-metal band, Rammstein. Sex god. Genius.
I don't care what you say, Till Lindemann is sexy.
by Peggy-Sue April 23, 2005
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Till Lindemann

The lead singer of Rammstein. He is a god with a voice that will turn straight men gay, and lesbians into straight horny whores who will do anything in the world to fuck him. He is sex on a stick that no one can resist. Till will one day rule the world, and will fuck your girlfriends and boyfriends while you watch in awe.
1. Till Lindemann is the sexiest motherfucker on the planet.

2. My boyfriend got mad because Till Lindemann's voice got me to orgasm instead of him.

3. Kevin had turned gay the instant he saw Till Lindemann come out on stage with a flamer thrower and started singing

4. I'd fuck Till faster than you can say "Rammstein is the best band in the world" if I ever got the chance

5. Till Lindemann is the sexiest German alive
by AnarchyStocking June 22, 2011
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