lightbulb

An object often used in jokes.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Fish!

by dalziel_86 June 18, 2003

lightbulb

Noun.
Slang for a Crack-pipe. Mostly used by tennagers in Hawai'i, to throw off their parents and teachers to the fact they are Tweekers

Ed, bring your lightbulb tonite, Brock's got some good shit.

by mailmanjoe August 8, 2005

Lightbulbism

Taking a massive systemic problem that is fueled by abuse and corruption and greed at the top -- and turn it into a willpower issue for regular people.

Blaming climate change on plastic straws and hamburgers instead of fossil fuel burning is pure lightbulbism

by Blarghagedon September 5, 2019

lightbulb

Glass tube which emits light when an electric current is run through it.

That is one NICE lightbulb.

by MoJo April 18, 2003

Lightbulb

something you eat or shove up your ass. i do both.

person 1: hey can you pass me the lightbulb?
person 2: sure, what for.
person 1: i’m gonna shove it up my ass then eat it.
person 2: that’s cool man, care if i join you?
person 1: sure why not. grab you light bulb and let’s get started.

by nessasshart August 30, 2020

Lightbulb

A lightbulb is a person who tries to dye their hair blonde, but turns out to be yellow.

Josh Kerr, whom of which is one of those people. *sad*

by Leia November 14, 2004

lightbulb

Where one shoots another person. Then proceeds to have sexual intercourse through the new hole in their body.

Hey! let's go lightbulb that one manly fatass band teacher!

Ya alright...

by desereth December 4, 2006