lidl

Before you start skitting me have any of you lot actually been to LIDL and tried the quality of the food. People say I shop their because I'm cheap, well your wrong I shop there for service, quality and value all under one roof. So don't you lot slag it off and try to impersonate me just because I use my brain and can see quality from a mile off. I highly reccommened turkey, choco popples cereal and Powersport energy drink from LIDL

I shop at Tesco. Why? because they sell popular brand food names which are the same quality as LIDL but a different names.

by David Watts (the real one) August 1, 2004

lidl beans

Peanuts in weak tomato sauce

Little Johnny:' what's for tea Mum?'

Mum: 'Peanuts in tomato sauce by the look of it!'

Little Johnny: 'Not Lidl beans again!!!!'

by Cacker Man October 28, 2013

lilnugt

bad ass motherfucker, he has a massive penis, it's so big

Man, he's a lilnugt!

by coolguy256 December 1, 2020

Lilnithle

to be extremely in love with someone in which whom does not love you back

“I wish i could be with him so badly.. i’d do anything for him”

“don’t mind lana, she’s in her lilnithle phase”

by angelicxlilianna September 11, 2021

Lidl

A supermarket.

Lidl, when you're too pikey even for Iceland.

by David Watts August 2, 2003

Lidless

If one is said to be lidless it can refer to several aspects of their behaviour. Being lidless mainly is defined by a persons stupidity, haircut or general persona.

Mate, you cant even roll! your absolutely lidless right now!

Man, Peter was lidless on Thursday!

Look at your hair, you Lidless bastard!

by King of the Quinn July 28, 2009

LIDL

The cheapest supermarket possibly ever, if u were to shoplift till u couldent carry anyhting else and u walked out ur loot would probobly not equal 3£ or 5$. also there produce has never been herd of anywhere else e.g. high juice (diluted soft drink) or krostenburg (24 crate of alcohol for 5£) on a busy day theres like 6 cars in the parking lot. max

Here at LIDL we pay u to shop at our stores
I LOVE LIDL

by Andrew Marno October 8, 2006