French Letter

Slang for a condom.
Also something Till Lindeman likes to fuck without

I like to fuuuuck, but no french letter

by Soggy Notes April 19, 2021

Lefteris

A word used to describe Total and Complete Perfection

You are so Perfect like Lefteris

by Zavarakatranemias February 7, 2010

Three-letter Agencies

Three Letter Agencies are a general category of "spook" agencies, which defend America, but generally act mysteriously. A knock on the door at any hour from any of them should make you want to run for the back door or jump out the nearest window, except it won't help since they're already watching it.

Some are likely to make you disappear. Some may just want to question you. Some, you'll never know about, but they're already watching you. It doesn't matter that you may not have heard of some of them, they already know who you are, who you've dated, and what you ate for breakfast.

ATF - Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives

CIA - Central Intelligence Agency
DEA - Drug Enforcement Agency
DHS - Department of Homeland Security
DIA - Defense Intelligence Agency
DOD - Department of Defense
DOE - Department of Energy (yes, them too)
FBI - Federal Bureau of Investigation
INR - Bureau of Intelligence and Research
ISR - Air Force Intelligence, Surveillance and Reconnaissance Agency
NRO - National Reconnaissance Office
NGA - National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency
NSA - National Security Agency
ONI - Office of Naval Intelligence
TFI - Office of Terrorism and Financial Intelligence

USSS (United States Secret Service) falls into this category, even though it has 4 letter in its acronym.

{Phone Rings}

Friend 1) Hey, how's it going

Friend 2) Ok, but there's a black van parked in front of my

house. I think it's a three-letter agency and {static}{click}

Friend 1) Hello? Hello? What would one of the three-letter agencies want with you?

Friend 2 is never heard from again.

by JWSmythe June 4, 2009

Phil Lester

Phillip Michael Lester is a British youtuber from Rossendale, England. His birthday is January 30th, 1987. On his youtube channel (AmazingPhil) his videos generally contain vlogs or funny sketches about daily life, competitions and are often collaberations with his flatmate and fellow youtuber Dan Howell. The pair also present a BBC Radio 1 show. Many of Phil's fans (Philions/Phillions) ship the two in an unfortunately fake relationship called 'Phan' most likely due to their adorable-y cute friendship. On the 6th of July 2013 he reached 1 million youtube subscribers, which is still constantly growing.

(Conversation starter) "So, I heard you ship Phan?" *creepy smile*

"Do you think Phil Lester will ever wear matching socks?"

by Wolfie14 October 22, 2013

Lester The Molester

Grand theft auto term

“Lester is spying on us through the cameras!”

“Lester the Molester back at it again”

by SISHAps May 16, 2018

Lester

Very handsome and outgoing, will do anything to make a special someone smile. Tends to be a very wealthy man and is very good with pets and children. There are many times where his heart has been broken, but that doesn't stop him from trying to find that special person to fill that void in his heart. There are many things he does not find worthy to fight for, but when it comes to that person who makes his life better, he will do anything for her. He gets hurt a lot, but keeps moving forward. Love is patient, and so is he...

You fight so hard for her, is your name Lester?

by My name is not Lester September 27, 2019

The Letterkenny Leave

When you steal a two-four and walk through a sliding glass door.

Person 3: " I think its time for The Letterkenny Leave"
Person 1:" Drastic times."
Person 2: "Drastic Measures."

by Daryl_In_Perril_Snackbar June 12, 2018