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The Adam Levine Experience

The new and much more accurate name for Maroon 5, due to the fact that Adam is the only one who does anything anymore, since he's the only one singing and all their beats are computerized, it's not a group anymore it's just Adam's solo career, or The Adam Levine Experience. They used to be a band called Maroon 5 who came out with some fairly decent music, but ever since 2010 or so it became more and more so The Adam Levine Experience.
1.
Guy1: Hey did you hear the new Maroon 5 song?
Guy2: What Maroon 5? There is no Maroon 5 anymore! It hasn't been Maroon 5 since 2010, it's the Adam Levine Experience now!

2.
Jim: Hey what you listening to?
Bob: Just the Adam Levine Experience.
Jim: Why would you want to do a thing like that?
Bob: Cause I like it...
Jim: You should listen to some Maroon 5 instead, they're a lot better.
Bob: No, I don't like music where you can actually tell that the artist put some effort into it and they play actual instruments, I prefer generic computerized noises that all sound the same.

3.
Chad: Hey did you hear the new song from The Adam Levine Experience?
Bill: Yeah I did, and that's an experience I wish I could get back!
Chad: Oh you didn't like it?
Bill: No, shit was trash!
Chad: Well yeah, of course it is trash, it's by The Adam Levine Experience. The Adam Levine Experience is generic trash nowadays mostly.
by Icy Wyte August 13, 2023
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Matt Levine

Matt Levine n,verb.

Matt Levine is more recent idealogy that has permeated through the western world, a product of the desire for a luxury, ultra-expensive, uber-exclusive and uberficial lifestyle that was the ugly side effect of years of excess in the ‘easy money’ pre subprime era.

Although there have been rumours and sightings of the Real ‘Matt Levine’, no one has provided concrete evidence of birth place/date or sightings of the ‘actual person’, and is assumed to be an imaginary nom de guerre given to this pretentious ethos, and the douchebag disciples of this cult who infect all the major cities. The hysterical devotees ritually seek the velvet ropes of clubs/bars that they cannot get into for worship, drink Reyka vodka and Armand de Brignac champagne as communion, and idolize Celebrity.

The imaginary Matt Levine’s doppelganger, is the equally imaginary Tyler Durden (Fight Club) who despises materialism and consumerism. (Matt) Levinery reached its height when He opened a luxury bar, The Eldridge, in New York, for His ‘ friends and family’ to hang out provided they bring their ‘laser-engraved entry cards that say Guest of Matt Levine’

Matt Levine’s regularly use soundbites like “It’s who you are and who you know”, “Everyone I know goes away ( from NYC) on the weekends”, “I'm a Nikki Beach Black Card holder, ….. I can fill you in on what it is like to drink Reyka with Beckham”
“ Matt Levine does not belong in the LES (Lower East Side)”

This place has been Levine’d”

Who the fuck is Matt Levine?”
by kramersconscience October 8, 2008
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Adam Levine

Maroon 5's frontman. Amazing voice.
Sex on a stick. A beast.
Sexiest back - 'Wake Up Call' music video as a reference.
by Flourescent Lights On Please November 9, 2009
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Adam Levine

Adam Noah Levine is the lead singer of the band Maroon 5, as well as its predecessor, Kara's Flowers.
His voice is perfect and the songs he writes are beyond amazing.

He is also the sexiest man alive. Don't believe me? Type "Adam Levine, Cosmo UK" into google images... It's like an eyegasm!

You can also follow him on twitter: @adamlevine
J: Brianna, have you seen that picture of Adam Levine from Cosmo?
B: Hell yeah! It's already saved to my photos! *looks at picture*
J: Oh dear
B: *drools*
by Future Mrs.Levine February 21, 2011
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Noel Levine

Noel Levine (ノエル=レヴァイン; Romaji: Noeru Revain) is a playable character in the game Witch's Heart. He and Sirius are the only characters to know each other.
Person 1: Noel Levine is so pretty I’m jealous of him

Person 2: I suppose he is really pretty.
by Nekociel August 25, 2021
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baylen levine

hottest dude alive (next to yachty) also an inspiration to younger people, and someone that can make almost everyone smile (except losers that don't know how to take jokes)
by mrs.dover March 2, 2021
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Baylen Levine

A Humble motherfucker.
Baylen Levine: Kenobi!!!
Frick Vape.
Baylen Levine😐
Publix 😑
Baylen Levine 😫 Kenobi!!!!!!!!!
Publix 😳🤯🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
by NordicCoyWolf October 13, 2021
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