A tight-fitting piece of clothing that leaves the back exposed and creates a tight pouch around the pelvic area and buttocks. Extremely sexy. Often used for gymnastics and is part of the "ultimate outfit" along with tights, long gloves, and high heels.
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Get the Leotard mug.by El CID July 22, 2020
Get the leftard mug.A person who tries to be funny by using the French preposition 'Le' far too often, and instead makes themself look ridiculous.
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Get the Leetard mug.Lemeard is also known as Leaky, because of his constant fear that the enemy will be able to see through his smoke screens. And this is why:
"I want all my mortars to fire at the same time!"
"What?"
"All of them! I don't want anything left between me and the enemy!"
"But sir..."
"Do it now."
"Yes sir!"
And they did so. The enemy couldn't see through their smokescreen. And they were hit by the barrage. By the hundreds.
Somehow... Lemeard survived.
His troops, on the other hand, lost almost half their battalion's strength. Even though they fired at an area where there weren't many soldiers.
"It doesn't matter if we lose men," said Lemeard. "They are just dead weight anyway."
The next day he ordered mortar rounds to be filled with explosive powder. And even though the shells were filled with enough explosives to take out a whole village, not one single round missed its target. Not a single soldier escaped alive from the bombardment.
"I want all my mortars to fire at the same time!"
"What?"
"All of them! I don't want anything left between me and the enemy!"
"But sir..."
"Do it now."
"Yes sir!"
And they did so. The enemy couldn't see through their smokescreen. And they were hit by the barrage. By the hundreds.
Somehow... Lemeard survived.
His troops, on the other hand, lost almost half their battalion's strength. Even though they fired at an area where there weren't many soldiers.
"It doesn't matter if we lose men," said Lemeard. "They are just dead weight anyway."
The next day he ordered mortar rounds to be filled with explosive powder. And even though the shells were filled with enough explosives to take out a whole village, not one single round missed its target. Not a single soldier escaped alive from the bombardment.
by FelisSilvestris May 22, 2023
Get the lemeard mug.1) a cross between a leper, a leopard and a retard. This is a very bad insult. if you really think about it it's worse than being called a bitch.
1: duh... i'm ugly and stupid and mean. yeah.
2: you're a leptard
1: what's a leptard?
2: a cross between a leper, a leopard and a retard. This is a very bad insult. if you really think about it it's worse than being called a bitch.
2: you're a leptard
1: what's a leptard?
2: a cross between a leper, a leopard and a retard. This is a very bad insult. if you really think about it it's worse than being called a bitch.
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