Two cream sodas and one cloudy lemonade

When you are playing dbzx2 and get one the world fighting tourney stage you ask the enemy for one

Burcol *brings trash talker to this stage*
Burcol: “can I get two cream sodas and one cloudy lemonade” *as they kick a trashtalking baby in the dickhole*

by Perii June 11, 2020

Raspberry lemonade

When a man is on top of a woman giving her good dick and and she squirts. He flips her over and drink her squirt off her asshole. The sweetness of the pussy juice and the tartness of the booty is reminiscent of raspberry lemonade.

Man I had to change the mattress pad after Ol’ girl came over. Shorty was cumming hard giving me all the raspberry lemonade to drink.

by Detective Mike Lowry August 8, 2019

When God gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Another way of saying "if life gives you lemons, make lemonade;" however, it not only emphasizes (1) badass skills, (2) proper resource use, and even (3)approval, it also associates or blames it on a divide entity!

1
Evelyn: Omg! How in the world are you balancing on a ball, juggling ten pins, and playing guitar?

Skillful Dude: It's simple, when God gives you lemons, make lemonade.

2
A Somalian Refugee: Ok, how the hell are we going to survive with only a knife, a horse, and a loaf of bread?

Another Somalian Refuge: When God gives you lemons, make lemonade.

3
Straight guy: WTF dude!? I can't believe you brought me to a gay bar. Are you homo?

Questionable Orientation Guy: Dude, chill down. When God gives you lemons, make lemonade!

by PokarFace June 20, 2010

hard lemonade

1 part lemonade
3 parts sugar
1 part swag in a bottle

DAMN!!! You didn't put no sugar in dis! Tastes like that nasty ass vitamin water stuff.. I'ma teach you how to make some hard lemonade.

by roll_tide_roll January 9, 2011

Disco Lemonade

1.) An excellent cocktail. There are several different ways to mix it.
Method A: Vodka, Blue Curacao, and Lemonade
Method B: Mike's Hard Lemonade, Strawberry, and Rasperry Juice

2.) A line from the crazy-cool song "Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground. The song was inspired when the lead singer and his girlfriend were messing around, and the girlfriend's roommate walked in, commenting "Smells like sex and candy in here!"

NOTE: NO SEXUAL CONNOTATIONS FOLLOW THIS TERM DESPITE WHAT MORONS WITH NO TIME MAY SAY

I'll have a Disco Lemonade.

"And then there she was/
in platform double-suede/
Yeah, there she was/
like Disco Lemonade." -Marcy Playground

by BrightLights January 12, 2008

Lemonazi

A person who got so many lemons from life that he started loving them and became obsessed about them.

When life gives you lemons, dont become a lemonazi!!!

by Lemonazi January 18, 2019

NASCAR lemonade

Cheap Bourbon and Country Time Lemonade

"Hey Mike, throw me a NASCAR lemonade and let's go harass Dale Jarrett!"

"Junior's got the pole!! Let's celebrate with some NASCAR lemonade!"

by Mr.C. August 22, 2008