leftander

A man or women who are right handed but masturbate with their left hand watching pron on the Internet because the right hand is clicking on the mouse. Usually refers to someone who is somewhat homely.

Dude look at him, he's not getting laid anytime soon, he's definitely a leftander.

Found this great site, pull a leftander all night!

by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010

Flaming Leotard

When a guy secretly puts hot sauce on his condom and then fucks his partner in the ass.

George gave Melissa the "flaming leotard" and she had to wipe her ass with wet naps for a month.

by Professor Nubjob June 21, 2010

Leftarian

Leftarian -- lef·tar·i·an

Noun

A person who is culturally and ideologically aligned left but insists they are a part of the libertarian tradition. Leftarians typically profess Hans Hoppe and Murray Rothbard are not "real libertarians." Some leftarians ascribe to Agorism which is an anti wage labor and anti voluntary groups ideology according to it's founder Samuel Edward Konkin. Leftarians exemplify a strategy employed by trotskyists called entryism.

John: Why do you libertarians want abortion, open borders, and associate with black lives matter?
Also why does the majority of your political involvement revolve around pot?

James: Dude, those are leftarians.

by Gunguy November 23, 2016

Leotard

A tight-fitting piece of clothing that leaves the back exposed and creates a tight pouch around the pelvic area and buttocks. Extremely sexy. Often used for gymnastics and is part of the "ultimate outfit" along with tights, long gloves, and high heels.

"Wow leotards on girls is so hot. I wish I was a girl so I could wear one..."

by KrimsonKatt May 2, 2021

Letard

A person who tries to be funny by using the French preposition 'Le' far too often, and instead makes themself look ridiculous.

Person 1: "I will eat le cookie"
Person 2: "Man, that guy is such a Letard".

by Trugsy July 27, 2016

Leetard

A retard who's last name is Lee. Usually an Asian person.

Bro #1: Dan Lee is a retard!
Bro #2: Yeah, fuckin Leetard!

by fratmir May 24, 2011

Leaftard

A biased and delusional Toronto Maple Leafs Fan

Normal person: I think it's bad to commit 50% of our cap to 4 forward when we could use that money on defense

Leaftard: Shut up, this team is a future contender and you don't know what you're talking about

by Leafsfan69 August 12, 2020