Levester

The real definiton of smart and sexy combined into one name/word.

keep that ass jumpin dont drop that thun thun thun levester

by Asiantrix1 March 12, 2013

Leicester’s conker shortage

January 7th the tragic day when all the conkers in Leicester were munched and gobbled up by Teece Roolan (current conker eating world record holder) . Kids woke up with despair as they woke up and found there were no conkers left . Go to the go fund me page to help Teece’s addiction.

Oh no it’s January 7th the day of Leicester’s conker shortage, let’s have a minute of silence for the lost conkers

by Munchies261019 October 26, 2019

new college leicester

lush school 🥰😘😍 xxx teachers only care abt what you look like and make us sit through maths for an hour and 45 mins 🤩🤩🤩 students are sooo nice and fights barely happen!!🤪🤪 the food is so yummy and very affordable☺️ (45p for a small juice carton are they mad)

Kid: mum can i go new college leicester
Mum: do you need mental help

by LLLhateyouallxx August 20, 2023

Red Leicester

Fuck someone up the ass using block of Red Leicester cheese, until asshole turns bright red.

You in for a right Red Leicestering tonight

by John Tobbogan October 8, 2008

Leicester

Leicester is the furthest place away from the sea in england.The main Ethnic groups in the city center are the Indians, the somalians, the native english, the eastern europeans,russians and other ethnic minorities.There are some ruff estates like highfields and northfields but ther are also some nice areas like wigston and oadby although they are slowley becoming less attractive due to immigration and gang troubles.Most large gangs come from Highfields, Saffron lane, Braunstoneand Evington.

Leicester has the biggest market in europe apparently even though i never thought it was that big.

by leicester badman February 27, 2008

Leester

The act of having aids, hiv, syphilis, anal herpes, testicular cancer, herpes, and being gay at the same time.

Dude, are you a leester!?!?

by Musicfreak May 23, 2009

leicester

A city that has some nice parts and some not so nice. Some good shops but not really as good as Birmingham or Nottingham. A lot of non-english people. Most of them are nice but there is a small minority that are quite rude. Some don't even bother learning the language. Leicester has a very good rugby team, and a football team with a good stadium for a championship team, and a rich chairman that's too tight to get his cheque book out.

Guy 2: You from Leicester?
Guy 2: Yeah, you are as well.
Guy 1: How do you know?
Guy 2: Every other place in England uses nouns!

by Woofwoofwoofysback! December 17, 2007