Lasik Head

When you give your partner head and their orgasm is so strong, they are temporarily unable to see straight.

I was eating my girls ass out while rubbing her pussy and she came so hard she couldn’t see for over a minute . She was so happy she said, “damn babe, that was that lasik head”.

by DonMarie October 29, 2017

Lazina

A very nice kind girl. They're very good at studies and they like to brag about their achievements. Lazina's have a very good sense of humour. They are very friendly and fun-loving. Lazina's forgive people very easily. They have a lot of friends. People usually misunderstand them. But later on gets to know her goodness. Lazina's are very nice and kind.

You're such a Lazina.

by kewlgarl June 19, 2013

perpetual laziness

a rare disease which makes completing even simple tasks difficult, often prevalent within students, teenagers, and adults in the workplace. Can be genetically inherited. Chances of contracting perpetual laziness is much higher when large amounts of homework is assigned, due dates for projects are listed, or any amount of work involving physical or mental labor is involved.

Mr. Teacher: "Did you finish your book report like I told you?"
Andy: "Naw teach, I contracted a severe bout of perpetual laziness over the weekend."
Mr. Teacher: "Oh my, completely understandable. I'll give you another week."

by BirdWiththeWord November 25, 2011

laziness

A chronic illness where victims lack the willpower to do anything requiring effort. The entire population suffers from this disease. There is no known cure.

Notice the man on the couch, watching television. He is a prime example of laziness.

by PrincessZeffie March 10, 2008

Laiken

Laiken is a girl name that means pure beauty. She is confident in who she is and never lets anyone get to her. She is an amazing friend, but stubborn at times. She always stands up for what is right. Laikens' are always a true friend. They are beautiful and special.

"Don't call her that, she is an amazing person, so don't bully my friends because you think she is aweful." Laiken says.

by HorsyGirl56 November 22, 2019

Laziness Beard

A scruffy beard, usually grown by a man who claims to have much more important and time consuming things to do than shave, when, in fact he often spends his time playing online video games and dinning at Taco Bell-esque eateries. Most common on college students or people on their own for the first time. Most can not pull it off, unless grown for the optimal period of 3 to 5 months.

Man 1: "Dude you really need to shave, you have one big laziness beard going on!"
Man 2: "I'll shave after I finish this philosophy paper."
Man 1: "You mean after you finish killing all these Nazi zombies?"
Man 2: "Sure, whatever, wanna get some eats?"

by GoCanes March 21, 2010

Laziness

This.

I wrote laziness in a sentence.

by Fffhjiiufgnjj June 12, 2016