Lazarus 

IM SO GAY FOR HIIIIMMMMMMM HAHSFHSKFHSJFHAJFHWJDHAKDBAKDUQKDHAJDHAJDHSJDHSKDHWJDHAJDHAKDHAKDHAJDHAJDHAJDHS

caleb: “lazarus”
anyone else: GO DIE

Lazarus by campygayro November 2, 2024

Lazarus A.D. 

Kickass thrash revival band from Kenosha, Wisconsin. They have a unique sound with their first killer album, The Onslaught, which was released independently in 2007 under the name "Lazarus". Due to a legal dispute, the band was renamed to Lazarus A.D. with the re-release of The Onslaught on Metal Blade Records in March 2009, where they achieved underground success. The band has toured with Testament, Unearth, Woe of Tyrants, and a few others. I suggest "Last Breath", "Absolute Power", "Revolution", "Rebirth", and "Forged In Blood".

Guy: I jizzed my pants when I heard Last Breath by Lazarus A.D.

Girl: Yum

Lazarus A.D. by TheFeedback November 25, 2009

Lazarus Hamm 

A complete dunce.
Likely to be #clapped

Check out this Lazarus Hamm. Probably Sucks at video games.

Lazarus Hamm by Turtle-Guy October 8, 2018

lazarus jones 

Best game character ever. From the game Ghosthunter.

Lazarus has nice hair @_@

lazarus jones by adam lover March 28, 2005

Lazarus-breath 

Really bad breath. So bad that it makes you wonder if the person has been dead for a while.

If you are in a meeting with Jeff, sit two chairs over because he always has some serious Lazarus-breath going.

Lazarus-breath by Doritos Breath October 14, 2009

Lazarus Lunchbox 

Awarded to only the most prestigious of hotel reservations staff, the Lazarus Lunchbox is said to have originated at The Gant in Aspen, Colorado. The Lazarus Lunchbox boasts solid gold skier statues and is filled with amazing local delicacies. It is rumored that the impressive sculpture was designed by an Aspen art community rising star!Recipients of the award must handle the esteemed award with the utmost care and respect, whilst maintaining the BEST reservations staff in Colorado.

The Lazarus Lunchbox . An honor, indeed, Mr. Lazarus. “I am thrilled to have such a major award named after me” said Jon Lazarus, Corporate Director, Revenue Services for Destination Hotels and Resorts. “This is truly an honor.”

Lazarus Lunchbox by THE ULTIMATE WINNER! March 4, 2010

Lazarus luck 

The term "Lazarus luck" is applied to someone who has partied so hard that others deem them lucky to be alive. This may also apply to someone who has been resuscitated after an over dose. In reference to the biblical figure Lazarus of Bethany also known as Lazarus of the four days. Lazarus was said to have been resurrected four days after his death by Jesus.

Ozzy Osbourne must have some kind of "Lazarus luck"; the man has probably been brought back to life ten times!

Lazarus luck by partyviking June 28, 2013