3 definitions by Turtle-Guy

A complete dunce.
Likely to be #clapped
Check out this Lazarus Hamm. Probably Sucks at video games.
by Turtle-Guy October 9, 2018
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Someone who may be mextrosexual and receives packages often.
He's totally a Lazlo Hamilton, he's even going to the mailbox as we speak.
by Turtle-Guy June 6, 2021
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The future of speeds. It's cat5, but better.
Person 1- I got my house wired with cat5.

Person 2- What a loser, I just upgraded to cat6.
by Turtle-Guy October 9, 2018
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