Definitions by Turtle-Guy

Lazlo Hamilton 

Someone who may be mextrosexual and receives packages often.

He's totally a Lazlo Hamilton, he's even going to the mailbox as we speak.

Lazlo Hamilton by Turtle-Guy June 6, 2021

cat6 

The future of speeds. It's cat5, but better.

Person 1- I got my house wired with cat5.

Person 2- What a loser, I just upgraded to cat6.

cat6 by Turtle-Guy October 8, 2018

Lazarus Hamm 

A complete dunce.
Likely to be #clapped

Check out this Lazarus Hamm. Probably Sucks at video games.

Lazarus Hamm by Turtle-Guy October 8, 2018