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Polish Layover

Standing in large groups of smelly Europeans while waiting on your next flight when there are clearly areas to spread out.
Look at Hayes. That dude is stuck in a Polish Layover and there are a lot of extra spaces over here.
by Tiger Cobbler 2013 July 2, 2012
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Houston Layover

At the airport, the bathroom line's are too long, no open stalls, so take a shit into someone else's suitcase let it arrive at it's destination.
I was going to miss my flight, so I had to pull a Houston Layover.
by KaleSalad July 30, 2022
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Tennessee Airport layover

When a husband shaves all of his pubes in the shower, then gets his wife to come squeeze his balls while he Jerks off. (him still being in the shower). When ejaculation occurs, he then grabs her hand, blows a load in it, but then she lays it over on his face instantly, giving no time for the husband to react.
I hear people day that tennessee airport layovers help with facial aging
by FJB FKH November 6, 2022
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Prom Layover

The day after prom when you realize you only went and spent a lot of money on your date so that you could get laid
Dalton "dude my prom layover is really taking a toll on my gas money."
Parker "yea man but you got some!"
Dalton "you're right it was totally worth it."
by DTAL6 June 1, 2011
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Narita Layover

When your live-in girlfriend isn't in the mood for lovin but she's willing to lay one of her legs over yours while you jerk yourself off.
No, she had a headache so she gave me a Narita Layover.
by javajunkee July 5, 2011
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Tennessee Airport layover

When a husband shaves all of his pubes in the shower, then gets his wife to come squeeze his balls while he Jerks off. (him still being in the shower). When ejaculation occurs, he then grabs her hand, blows a load in it, but then she lays it over on his face instantly, giving no time for the husband to react.
I hear people always bragging about how tennessee airport layovers help with facial aging
by FJB FKH November 6, 2022
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lay-over

A habit, trait, or custom picked up from a previous sexual and/or romantic relationship.
Brushing my teeth in the shower is a lay-over from Chelsea.
by Liam June 19, 2006
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