Definitions by KaleSalad

Houston Layover

At the airport, the bathroom line's are too long, no open stalls, so take a shit into someone else's suitcase let it arrive at it's destination.

I was going to miss my flight, so I had to pull a Houston Layover.

When you have sex with identical twin sisters on the same night, in the same bed.

You banged her twin last night? We’re panini brothers!