Lambering a dude is to give him a reach aroundwhile sticking a finger up his anus, pretty much like a rusty trombone except the blowing in the anus part is replaced by fingering the anus. Much like a rusty trombone, lambering produces a specific vocal music, made by the recipient, somewhat ressembling a baby sheep's bleathing, or "baaing", namely bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts.
Guy: Is that some kind of weird techno music I'm hearing?
Girl: Nah, it's just my roomate getting his weekly lambering session.
Girl: Nah, it's just my roomate getting his weekly lambering session.
by AlabamaBaby February 16, 2017
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1. Of, or relating to the act of being screwed over by an expert lawyer.
2. Being thoroughly trounced by an expert lawyer in a court of law.
3. A threat of legal action.
1. Of, or relating to the act of being screwed over by an expert lawyer.
2. Being thoroughly trounced by an expert lawyer in a court of law.
3. A threat of legal action.
1. "I've just had a lawyering I'll never forget"
2. "He got a right good lawyering from his ex-wife and now he sleeps in a cardboard box!"
3. "If you do that, I'll give you a lawyering you'll never forget"
2. "He got a right good lawyering from his ex-wife and now he sleeps in a cardboard box!"
3. "If you do that, I'll give you a lawyering you'll never forget"
by Mikey Hopkins February 26, 2004
Get the lawyering mug.Joe: "Hey there kelly, what are you doing?!"
Kelly: "Nothing just sitting at home, being bored."
Joe: "Kelly stop lamering!!"
Kelly: "Nothing just sitting at home, being bored."
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Get the Lamering mug.A layering device is any garment used to create a layering effect in or around the main piece in the fit.
M: It's hot, so I took off my layering device.
P: That means you a bitch. You can't handle the device, cus it's to flame.
P: That means you a bitch. You can't handle the device, cus it's to flame.
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by extreme_genetics November 29, 2020
Get the Lavarini mug.The art of sneaking biscuits/chocolates from the second layer of the tin before the first layer has been finished.
by Daddy Poppins December 18, 2017
Get the second layering mug.Exactly like lambering but done solo by contracting the anal muscle, also known as the Fudge muscle, in such a way as to control one’s turd exiting and entering the anus in a rythmic manner. The result produces a vibrant symphony of bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts. Masters are believed to achieve The symphony with this technique.
Elaine : What is that I hear? It sounds lovely!
Jerry : It’s the damn Maestro practicing the lost art of Reverse lambering.
Jerry : It’s the damn Maestro practicing the lost art of Reverse lambering.
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