LAV

A nickname of DAV, except when someone named DAV is a complete LOSER, their name is subsequently transformed into LAV

"Hey Mom! I saw a LAV today!" The Mother responds, "Pack you bags dear, we need to leave now!"

by Wax Wuna May 26, 2021

lav

to lather yourself in poop or shampoo, or bubbles.

when i went to my backyard i laved myself in my doggies poop.
when i went to the salon they laved my hair with shampoo.

by caflasknic April 23, 2010

lav

the most mother fuking dance anyone will go to 4 teens

the aim to hook up get fingered or give a quick handjob

lottie and brad hooked up at the lav disco

by Handjob giver Xx April 4, 2009

Lav

A nickname of DAV, except when someone named DAV is a complete LOSER, their name is subsequently transformed into LAV.

"Hey Mom guess what!"
"What is it son?"
"I saw a LAV today!"
"Pack your bags, we're leaving town now!"

by Wax Wuna May 26, 2021

lav life

Lavish lifestyle especially a one that is materialistic and also selfish.

She's living the lav life not worrying about the real world.

by Schmuckoff June 23, 2017

Lav

Unlimited amounts of love. More love than the usual amount.

Hunni, I don't just love you. I Lav you! But not just Lav, Laaaaaaaaav you!

by ginogenoa August 26, 2017

Lav-Face

Somone who is so obssessed with Facebook they will use there phone to check there notifications whilst on a toilet, and may even share that with the world.

John Smith says: on the toilet in resturant! PMSL literally!

"Did you see John's status?"
"Yeah, a Lav-Face or what?"

by Noah Aardvark October 16, 2009