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Laurence

Laurence, for a man, is one of the most caring, sweet, intelligent people you'll ever meet. He has a soft side for family and friends, and most probably knows how to cook. He is such a gentleman, and is super hot as well. He is a carefree person, who, of course get all the ladies.

Laurence, for a female, is a beautiful, caring, lovable person. She can also be very tough. Although she may be VERY stubborn, she is an amazing person to hang out with. She has, as well, a soft side for family and good friends.
She most probably gets irritated if you say her name incorrectly. She always puts others before herself.
MALE:

girl 1: Oh my god! Laurence is so hot! He smiled and held the door for me this morning.
girl 2: I know right! Rumor has it he knows how to cook. So attractive.

FEMALE:
girl 1: Have you met the girl named Laurence yet? She's such a sweetheart! And she's super funny and gorgeous as well!
by ILike80'sMusic_JudgeMe July 16, 2018
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laurence

The name of an old, smelly arm chair. Sits in the corner and doesn't do much but still manages to annoy you.
Dude, stopping sitting all over Laurence
by MartinTardis June 9, 2011
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David laurence

A racist Hitler type of person. This person will never laugh and is probably plotting how he can kill every race except his own.
Wow Hitler was a real David Laurence
by ya boi 76 December 8, 2018
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st. laurence high school

A high school located in Burbank, IL. STL is known for the best baseball team in the state and the worst football team in the state. The school is filled with crackhead teenagers who party in Midway or Bridgeport every single day. If you don’t live in Midway your gay basically. If you live in the burbs your not welcome to any of these crazy ass parties. Welcome to STL where everyone gives 0 fux and we are better then most schools around like Marist. DEFEND THE GLORY OF THE BLACK AND GOLD.
“Dude, have you heard of that school st. laurence high school they got the best parties around!”

“Yea no, I go to Marist so I wouldn’t know how st. laurence high school parties.”
by mUcHoMaNg0 July 20, 2019
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Laurence

She's half of the time a french canadian girl. She's super sweet with everyone until you don't like her. Laurence can be such a bitch between your back, but if you're her victim, you've made something for it to happen. It's called karma, bitch.
Laurence is such an amazing friend.
She's my best bitch friend.
by Anawesomebitch September 12, 2020
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Laurence Joke

A Bad Or Cheesy Joke. A Laurence Joke Is Never Funny And Are Random And Awkward.
Friend 1: What Do You Call A Cow With No Legs
Friend 2: I Dont Know What?
Friend 1: Ground Beef
Friend 2: Cmon That Was A Laurence Joke
by UrbanEel November 11, 2016
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Laurence theory

An elephant has five legs.This is what Laurence said in the science lesson.Actually,the ‘leg’ is the elephant’s penis.
How many legs an elephant has?
Laurence:five

Laurence theory
by Ajdhxksoscjxlxacncs December 7, 2021
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