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laundromathussie

An intelligent, quirky and beautiful woman. Fond of books, ice cream and rainy days, the laundromathussie is a rare unicorn and should be treasured.
I found my laundromathussie and I'm never letting her go.
by DDraper October 19, 2013
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laundromat

a rather peculiar carpet or mat that is not unlike a laundered flying persian carpet used to transport money launderers
The money launderers received the red carpet treatment from the laundromat.
by Hercolena Oliver April 28, 2008
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[Cleopatra's laundromat]

in between folding laundry loads for a guy an egyptian girl gives the guy a few blowjobs so he doesnt get bored and she loves it and just asks for more cum to swallow all night long ;)
Chris says to May, "Dont worry, ill let u go down on me in between folding my laundry so you'll get 3 loads... 2 to fold,and 1 to swallow. You'll be my Cleopatra's laundromat, tonight."
by Maie November 8, 2007
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Laundromateer

One of those brave regulars at your local laundromat.
"Charles was a true laundromateer. He could even coax free rinse cycles from the older machines in the back."
by Elk Pizzle December 4, 2012
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laundromat

A front or facade where illegally obtained money is cleaned to make the money look as if it was legally obtained.
The ice cream shop was just a laundromat for all the money daddy big bucks earned from selling heroine.
by fantasma94 April 25, 2022
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Laundromat

Laundromat (noun; plural: laundromats)

Traditionally, a laundromat is a public place where people wash and dry their clothes using coin-operated machines. However, in a more humorous or slang sense, a laundromat can refer to a person who “cleans dirty money” for you or someone who helps make a messy situation look squeaky clean.

Verb: to laundromat = to clean or fix something (often figuratively) for someone, especially when it looks suspicious or needs a quick cover-up.
Bro, you really laundromatted that story before telling your parents.
by Bullism October 6, 2025
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Arcade Laundromat

Arcades are like laundromats, just with washing machines instead of video games. Why not have them in the same store? Arcade Laundromat has them both together, "more efficient and more fun!"
Imagine playing in an arcade while getting your clothes cleaned (or vice versa) ... Introducing Arcade Laundromat!!!
by QWERTYabc1234?!? November 5, 2020
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