Pierre Laporte Middle School

A shithole school. lotta hoes.

Pierre Laporte Middle School is Stupid with the dress code and shit

by Atreyu_6ix April 12, 2019

Mrs. Laporte

When someone clears your plate before you have finished eating. Can also be referred to as ‘Laporting’.

Hey man, stop being a Mrs. Laporte, I still have some fries left!

Hey, quit Laporting me!

by Reboogie13 January 6, 2024

LaPortaism

A set of liberal and progressive beliefs based on tolerance, equality and world peace.

Michael: “I am a firm believer of LaPortaism.”

by negroman February 5, 2020

LaPortaism

A set of liberal and progressive beliefs based on tolerance, equality and world peace.

Michael: “I am a firm believer of LaPortaism.”

by negroman February 5, 2020

LaPortaism

A set of liberal and progressive beliefs based on tolerance, equality and world peace. Based on the teachings of Joseph LaPorta.

Michael: “I am a firm believer of LaPortaism.”

by DontBurnJews February 3, 2022

LaPorta

The word LaPorta is the definition of perfection. The ability to do everything the correct way or even above perfection.

Daniel's cooking makes my body feel things i have never felt befor, its so LaPorta.

by Egla Martinez April 29, 2008

Laporta Slap

A slap so humiliating that the recipient is left red-faced and speechless. When the shock wears off, the recipient, feeling the utmost shame, usually claims that it didn’t even hurt.

Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.

by Verostoria January 21, 2022