Lap dance dial

When your receiving a lap dance, your phone rings, and because of the high speed grinding answers.

I was enjoying a pleasant lap dance when my phone started ringing. Due to the intensity of the dance she answered my phone by lap dance dialing, with my boss on the other end. My boss then heard “fuck me like my boss does every Friday. “ Now I’m fired and looking for a new job

by Bigbrachcock11 June 7, 2018

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Lap-Dance Line

The limit of acceptable physical contact between two platonic opposite gender friends, established by mutual agreement.

Karen and Bob decided that hugging and kissing on the cheek didn't cross the Lap-Dance Line for them, but motorboating did.

by KronocideStl March 15, 2009

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Lap dance overflow

When a friend or companion is getting a lapdance at a strip club; the act of positioning yourself as close as possible, as to get accidentally rubbed on by the stripper or the over flow of body parts: ie. tits and vagina

Hey guys, I'm kinda broke right now; so I'm just gonna try and get your lap dance overflow tonight.

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Rick is getting a lapdance, I'm gonna get in close to get some lapdance overflow.

by Andrewlovedr December 1, 2013

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Lap dance option dad

A father that offers his daughter the option of a lap dance.

Father: What you did was wrong and I'm going to have to spank you unless you give daddy a lap dance.
And that is an example of a lap dance option dad.

by Deep blue 2012 November 17, 2009

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