Spaghetti-Framed Lanktard

An individual so unfortunately frail, their physique prevents them from playing the manliest of games, such as rugby and poker.

A scarecrow, or that kid who eats dessert alone in Superbad are both examples of Spaghetti-Framed Lanktards.

by MalcLin420 September 17, 2013

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Landshark

Po Po, The Fuzz, Jakes, 5-0, PIGS, COPS

Yo put dat crack down son, I just saw a Landshark creep by.

by FITZRIGHT January 9, 2010

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Landshark

A sexual position in which a woman stands naked with her front up against a wall and a man with a gigantic boner runs from across the room and rams himself into her.

John had a giant boner so he landsharked suzy

by Mr. Blue September 1, 2004

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Landsharking

The practice of approaching one's ladyfriend at speed, leaning forward with hands together on one's head as a shark fin, ending with the insertion of this fin into her front bottom.

Jane: Hey Amy, how was the film last night?

Amy: Not bad. I guessed the ending. Tell you what though, Rob gave me a good old landsharking when I got home.

Jane: What a toerag!

by neil thomas April 21, 2007

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Landshark

A man that cruises bars and looks for innocent women to use for his amusement while he drinks Landshark beer.

" Watch out for that man he is just cruising for women, he is a landshark."

by babyloveU2 July 3, 2009

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The act of getting a naked person (either one you really hate or really love), lube up a slip-n-slide, positioning your "partner" doggy style at the end of the slip-n-slide. Once this step is complete lube up the nose of a baby shark and proceed to slide the baby shark nose first down the slip-n-slide into your "partners" anus.

Used in a sentance:
"hey Chase i just got this new slip-n-slide, wanna go Missouri Landshark Austin later?"

by Bagel Mc Toast May 3, 2014

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