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sage langford

A big bitch that says her dad raped her which is a fucking lie. She also likes sucking toes
Max: my dad raped me...
Jack: STOP BEING SUCH A SAGE LANGFORD
by Sage Langford Lover 101 August 18, 2019
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Josephine Langford

she’s so hot wtf
person 1: “do you know who josephine langford is?”
person 2: “yes and i would let her peg me!”
by furries3lyfe December 29, 2020
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langford

The redneck shithole of Vancouver Island. Most single girls are single moms here and will lie about not being from there just to get a boyfriend to take care of their kids.
Belmont highschool is in Langford. Its also where balogh banged Miss. Unger
by belmont_banger January 26, 2007
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Langford Tweak

If you live in Langford and occasionally smoke meth and bother innocent bystanders
Oh look it’s Josh Worthy! A langford tweak! hopefully he doesn’t tweak out and rob me and stomp me out!
by methhoots123 June 15, 2022
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Langford

Langford is a city on Vancouver Island, Canada. It is part of the greater Victoria area and is located west of the city. The city is known for ghettos, shoplifters, and rednecks to the south and rich estates to the north; separated by the Trans-Canada Highway. The city is home to Westhills Stadium, the playing grounds for Pacific FC; Vancouver Island's professional soccer team playing in the CPL (Canadian Premier League). Belmont Secondary School, an overcrowded but beautiful looking high school can be found within the city. Overall it's a decent-ish place to grow up, just remember to lock your doors.
"I'm going to be taking the 50 to go visit my friend who lives in Langford."
by Ziggmanster April 16, 2020
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Squishy Langford

To insert a full hand into ones rectum and move it round like stirring cake mix.

A squishy Langford is finished by one `licking the spoon`.
Dan: Oh man you should have seen it, she was screaming from that Squishy Langford i gave her.

Sam: Nice.
by Stanuel December 11, 2009
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Eoghan langford

I enjoy the eoghan Langford yesterday with my dad
by Squishy willy May 8, 2018
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