Lampaert

Arguably one of the best cobble classics cyclist of all time. Often called the GOAT or Lampie.

Hey, did you hear about Lampaert?
Do you mean the GOAT?
Yes, him!

by Lampiegoat69 April 5, 2021

Lamartreéz

Hoe Phase still in progress

Has potential of being a good man but still fucks with these bitches. Hoe Phase = Lamartreéz

by Antoinette341 November 26, 2019

Lamartreéz

Hoe Phase still in progress

Has potential of being a good man but still fucks with these bitches. Hoe Phase = Lamartreéz

by Antoinette341 November 26, 2019

Lampatious

A person who likes hurting other people's emotions....That person is fuckin lampatious 😶

Why do you have to be so Lampatious?

by Prótøgy November 25, 2021

Lampardian Transition

The act of conversing light-heartedly but then shifting quickly to a much more serious tone.

The Lampardian Transition usually starts as an (often bad) joke, but then instantly changes to a much more serious subject.

Here’s an example:
“So then the shopkeeper said that I looked like Baby Yoda, but no seriously my wife left me.”

by Waluigi6969 April 18, 2023

Pastry Lampard

Term used to describe a sausage roll, while acknowledging the English Footballer Frank Lampard Jnr. as overweight for a professional athelete.

Note: These would be called Lampard Rolls, but this is a homosexual sex act. Other sausage related products simply replace the word sausage with Lampard - such as 'Cocktail Lampards' and 'Lampard Cakes'

John: Have you got any more Pastry Lampards?

Terry: I have, but I've left them in the splaigen

by titan_po May 31, 2009

Lampard

Wide of the mark; Hopelessly off target; A serious disappointment.

After Chelsea FC goalless football player Frank Lampard who was the most inaccurate player in the 2006 FIFA World Cup, with 24 shots of which only 11 were on target and 0 (that's ZERO) found the back of the net, including his penalty kick against Portugal in the quarter final.

Antonym: zidane

He shoots....... Goal kick...... What a Lampard.

That's the second Lampard he's kicked today.

Tiger Woods just hit the worst Lampard of his career, his ball is in the crowd.

If he carries on bowling Lampards like that, there'll be more Extras than Runs on the score sheet.

Keep out of the way, he's pissed as a newt, and his arrows are all Lampards.

by ud40 September 6, 2008