Lima Lakebed

Refers back to the Mansfield Mudpuddle:
Having anal sex with a woman from behind while she shits on your dick this continues until the anal cavity dries out like a lakebed (brown, blistered, and cracked)Known to be practiced in Lima, Ohio

Geez! Womp's Mansfield Mudpuddle continued with his girlfriend until it became a Lima Lakebed! No skiing this weekend!

by Senior Musk October 10, 2006

lasered

stoned to the bone

Pothead1: Dude im so high right now.

Pothead2: Dude youre beyond high, youre lasered

by Bosshawk September 1, 2009

Layered Poop Cake

A term used to describe a bowel movement in which the person alternates between the stages of defication and wiping, forming a layer of toilet paper and human refuse.

Layer texture, consistency, depth and smell may vary.

A seven layered cake, a popular dessert which provided the name of the Layered Poop Cake, is very similar to this toilet delicacy.

by D-Ridds April 4, 2006

Lacered

Death over Laced Drugs

Yo, did you know Laura got Lacered by the percs?
No Fucking way, they looked so pure too.

by Your Daily Urban Dictor June 29, 2020

Lazered

When you have eaten so much and you feel tired, full and lazy. All you want to do is lay down!

(1) “I’m so lazered right now!”
(2) “After this, I’m going to get soooo lazered.”
(3) “I don’t think I can eat anymore, I’m going to be so lazered.”

by MY&YM July 21, 2021

double-layered hypocrite

A person who is a hypocrite, whose methods are layered on top of one another to the point where it happens to condemn hypocrisy itself. In other words, a person condemns being a hypocrite whilst being one himself, therefore making him a double-layered hypocrite.

I am a double-layered hypocrite.

by _Neutral_Definition_Definer_ July 7, 2017

Matt Lauered

To be forcefully penetrated in your anus

I wasn’t into anal, but then I got Matt Lauered and saw what it was all about.

by NewDefinition2213 October 12, 2019