Lawdog

To ply your mark with copious amounts of fast food before inviting your friend to participate with in a session of double penetration of said mark, and the insertion of foreign objects such as old dusty empty champagne bottles. From the Scottish family name Lawson and the term Rawdog. The "Lawdog".

Dude, go get that girl a sack of Taco Bell Grandes, grab that empty bottle of Dom, and get in here! She's wants the Lawdog!

by Jackabonie November 29, 2012

LAPDOG

A 20something man who lands a hot female his age or slightly older.(no more than 5 years)He's muscular,pretty,and fucks the daylights outta her.Too bad he's broke.She's out whoring around with "WEALTHY MEN WHO CAN..."but has LAPDOG for emotional comfort and workouts at the gym.He don't really wanna know what the deal is 'bout that nice condo and the Porsche Boxster.All relationships are temporary...and this one's no different:She'll either
dump him when "MR.BIG STAMPS" decides to take her private...
Or when he returns to being ALPHA DOG as opposed to safe LAPDOG.

GYM RAT 1:"Wassup wit'Dylan and that chick he trains with?
He don't hang wit' us no mo'."

GYM RAT 2:"Yeah...Never seen homie play LAPDOG like this
before.Must be pussy whipped."

by L.MARTIN October 30, 2005

Lapdog

Slang for Laptop Computer.

Usually used by Geeks trying to play their 'geekyness' down and look cool

'Where is the Disc?'

'It's in the Lapdog'

by Hypersonik October 25, 2009

lapdog

One or more females sitting on your lap.

"Let's go to the strip club and get a couple lapdogs!"

by Xanier ramirez January 26, 2008

Irish Lapdog

When a girl is blowing you, pulls your cock out of her mouth at the last minute and collects all of your jizz in her hands, and then makes you look her in the eye as she hungrily laps all of the spum off of her hands and swallows it down.

Wow, Amy is such a whore! We had our first date last night and she gave me the ol' Irish Lapdog!

by one_timer December 17, 2008

Irish Lapdog

When a girl is blowing you, pulls your cock out of her mouth at the last minute and collects all of your jizz in her hands, and then makes you look her in the eye as she hungrily laps all of the spum off of her hands and swallows it down.

I couldn't believe it! I was on my first date with Fray and she gave me the ol' Irish Lapdog!

by one_timer99 December 19, 2008

Irish Lapdog

When a girl blows you, catches all of your cum in her hands as you ejaculate, and then hungrily laps up all of the spum off of her hands.

Holy smokes Amy is such a slut! We went on our first date last night and she gave me the ol' Irish Lapdog!

by one timer April 2, 2009