noggin knocker

Or often called "double noggin knocker", is a combat move used to take out two assailants simultaneously. Not to be confused with a headbutt... this move is performed by taking the heads of two opponents and cracking them together, with little impact upon oneself.

You see this kind of thing alot in tag team style professional wrestling.

This move seems less effective against pacific islanders, as apparently, their heads are harder than most people's.

Bushwacker Bob made a big mistake when he tried performing a double noggin knocker on the Samoan brothers.

by Alfie The Horndog July 16, 2007

ring knocker

A slang term for military college or university graduates. It refers to the large graduation rings that are usually worn by said persons, and to the tradition of knocking the ring on a table to quiet a boisterous room.

Carl just graduated and got commissioned... and now he's SUCH a ring knocker.

by K...! May 13, 2006

nut knocker

A fart so powerful its flatulence makes your testicles flutter.

My balls just flew over my shoulder after that nut knocker.

by Pinky 2 Totters January 18, 2007

Slobbin Knockers

Huge tits that are large, but too big to be considered attractive.

randy:"dude that chick has huge tits"
brad:"yea, too bad they're slobbin knockers though."

by peanutbuttermansux June 23, 2016

ring knocker

Graduate of one of the United States' military service academies, which operate as collegiate institutions.

Use of term is said to be especially prominent among graduates of the U.S. Naval Academy (Annapolis, Maryland).

Among U.S. military officers, they're known as "ring knockers" because they proudly wear the big, gold class rings they earned when they graduated from one of America's military academies. (TIME magazine, April 2001)

by al-in-chgo June 15, 2013

knockers

See tits, hooters, bazookas, bazongas... same thing.
Knockers have to be kinda big to deserve being called that.
Lil titties are better addressed as mosquito bites or zits

Like electric toy trains, knockers were originally designed for kids, but are mostly enjoyed by grownups.

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

Bahama mama knockers, big mommy milkers

A way to describe a woman’s large breasts

Darrel: Yo how do you seen Lucy
Mike: no why
Darrel: she’s got Bahama mama knockers, big mommy milkers.
Mike:🤣

by Juulp0dwh0re420 November 22, 2020