ashton kutcher

man-child that that makes a living pulling childish pranks on celebrities

John: Did you see that immature guy back there acting like a 10 year old?

Bill: Yeah, he's such an Ashton Kutcher

by RockStar08 January 20, 2007

Ashton Kutcher

an effeminate hippie "stick man" who is bangin an old skank gettin some of them Bruce Willis leave-ins

i wouldn't stick my dick in a bowl of Bruce Willis's man-pudding

by ew goo September 4, 2004

ashton kutcher

A low-talent "actor/model" and ladies man that likes MILFs. From... That 70's Show, Punk'd, and crappy movies.

Ashton Kutcher was scoping out your mom dude.

by deez-nillas September 30, 2003

Ashton Kutcher

verb: To take a service and use/abuse it until it's no fun anymore. To fuck an application until it is dead.

Guy 1: Hey man, I'm on Tumblr now.

Guy 2: Watch out it doesn't get Ashton Kutcher'd. Look at what happened to Twitter.

Guy 1: Damn.

by simon_not_garfunkel April 19, 2009

ashton kutcher

The most overrated guy in showbiz! Whoever gave him a movie deal needs to die!!, and quick before another one comes out!!!!

person 1: hey lets get that new movie with ashton kutcher!

person 2: STOP!!!! that movie is shit!! Just drop it quick and step away!!!

by Ben Goodwin July 11, 2004

ashton kutcher

funny ass motherfucker on that 70's show.
he was Micheal kelso...
now hes a washed up wannabe wigger that tries to trick people on tv...

woah, kelso just touched donna's boob
8th grade girl: i wanna fuck ashton kutcher

by toxicrat2 January 10, 2010

ashton kutcher

Some punk ass sissy boy im so fuckin' tired of hearin' about! Ashton is fuckin' dog shit, and punk'd sucks ass.

Hey is that looks like shit!! Wait, no. Its just Ashton.

by WiKkEd-JuGgAlO2004 January 28, 2004