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kolache

1) In most of the U.S.: A Czech/Slovak food. Small round pastry. Soft dough topped with filling such as cream cheese, cinnamon apples, apricots, poppyseed, lemon, strawberry. etc.
2) In Texas & probably a few other places: dough wrapped around a sausage or sometimes ham. Real name is klobasnek. Sometimes with cheese, jalapenos, or both. See also: Pig-In-A-Blanket. Can also have crazy specialty fillings such as chicken & stuffing, fajita meat, pot roast & carrots, phillysteak, scrambled eggs & bacon, etc.
3) Smashing drunk
"I can't believe Sarah took a shit in the snow right in front of the cafe! She was effing kolached last night; it was hysterical."
by kay-tay June 20, 2008
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kolache

a specific form of cuddle/snuggling between two people that was derived from how a pastry wraps around a sausage.
'hi boyfriend, wanna kolache?'
by lorraineykid56 December 3, 2009
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Kulcherblur is when someone adopts another culture for whatever reason without stereotypes/prejudice: this could be to learn about other cultures,to be of the other culture for whatever reason!

*{best meaning of kulcherblur} ~ is when u dont see a culture but u do become that of other cultures(more a way of looking at ,what people of different ethnics way of doing things) for ways to better to ur life and to learn from.
I traveled around the world and it made me a see culture as a kulcherblur.

As a student, became kulcherblured when i went to South Corea because learned more about asian history(culture)
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kulashree

Kulashree is a generous friendly kind of a person
Who attracts who through her acts

She's crazy and beautiful

Basically a kind of person you shouldn't loose
Kulashree would be there always
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Kulcha

I put my kulcha in her yoni
by Amit Shahahahaha May 30, 2017
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kolachode

A kolache that is misshapen or deform
Dude you ate all the sausage eggs, and all you left me was this fucking kolachode. Asshole.
by Logan March 27, 2005
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Kat kalache

An ethnic food item served on a stick. Featured on The Simpsons. Usually served with crab juice.
by Anonymous November 2, 2003
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