Krtinich

A form of crotch itch you get from fucking farm animals

Jeffs balls are burning so bad after fucking his neighbors billy goat he thinks he may have krtinich!

by Bigrow July 25, 2016

KretinBlox

He is playing Roblox.
That's all.

KretinBlox went for a walk at the scary land of Adopt Me toxic path.

by Mr.Raptor March 21, 2021

Krutika

A hot badass who's also cute and infuriatingly intelligent. She turns boring stuff into literal magic. Most probably an alien from the Pleiades.

Look at her talking to mushrooms. She's pulling a Krutika

by Dinoworldcreak2302 November 23, 2021

Kretinostan

A modern designation of the politically correct, multi cultural state of Sweden.
Kretin + o + stan, where stan is the popular suffix derived from Persian (stan),
meaning land;
land of idiots, of blockheads, of nitwits...
in the main referring to the ruling elite of that country.

http://gatesofvienna.blogspot.com/2008/12/government-of-kretinostan.html

by Kretin Ostan December 18, 2008

Kurtin Splanner

A straw in which is created by curling your tongue. It's usually used to projectile sour milk into a vulnerable female’s mouth. Any other substance can be used... e.g semen, saliva or even egg!

I went to the woods today and I got Kurtin Splannered!

by Den Da Best March 25, 2010

Krtin (Curtain)

Krtin is an enema.

Person 1: Have you met Krtin (Curtain)?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: God, he's such an enema!

by curtainlover69420 January 28, 2020

Kretin

A word used instead of idiot

Jan is a kretin!

by Kkretin November 27, 2019