kristanah

a beautiful girl that belongs with Wanda Maximoff, Pietro Maximoff, louis Partridge and Timothée Chalamet <3

*rando* " hey whats your name?"
*you* "oh hey im kristanah"
*rando* "oh so youre a beautiful girl that belongs with Wanda Maximoff, Pietro Maximoff, louis Partridge and Timothée Chalamet!"

by your mom is a milf<3 December 13, 2021

kristiyan

Kristiyan is a guy that is very nice and caring hes very vulnerable and often gets bullied he has friends that dont understand how bright and how much of a good person he is.

Kristiyan means name

by Ali_eastt22 May 20, 2018

Krustamafuck

The funniest most fularious fucking word you'll ever read.

When in an argument with some jack ass call him/her a krustamafuck and he/she will burst out in laughter, allowing you to sucker punch him/her.

Jackass: Who in the FUCK do you think you are taking MY parking spot?!
You: Piss off krustamafuck!
Jackass: *breaks out in laugher*
You: *punches jackass in the gut*

by koolkalifornia December 28, 2005

kristalynn

A beautiful girl who steals hearts, but she takes great care of them. Normally brunette with a semi slanted smile. Into cute things but this is a recent discovery. Also enjoys cute comedies but will not admit it, until recently.

Dam KristaLynn came over and we had to watch a cute and funny chick flick, after we went out for dinner.

by MacDaddyMac October 28, 2013

Kristodya

THAT ONE MEMER

Kristodya is a rare species of Kristodya. You cannot establish another Kristodya in this planet! She is the kind of girl that likes cHEESE. You cannot deny Kristodya. She is also satisfied with tide pods. People come from all over the world just to see a Kristodya. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by mistella May 1, 2018

Dirty Kritagya

the act of fucking a woman on her period and then inserting a banana into her asshole. After this she will pleasurably hand you the banana and then you must peal it and let her put her droppings in it from her ass. Then begin to digest the banana. By now you will be puking it up so puke back on the woman before you fuck her again and make sure to cover her tits in syrup and take a picture with her afterwords to see the awesome outcome of preforming a Dirty Kritagya

John: How did last night go with that girl
You: I performed a dirty Kritagya on her

by Johntheguydudecool April 19, 2020

Kristasatryan

A person who doesn't know how great she is. Usually lives in a rich part of a city: newyork, Alexandria, mclean... Around the age of 10-15. easily makes and loses friends. May look happy on the outside but can be a dark hole on the inside. Very smart and is very advanced in academics. Everyone knows who she is. Plays sports and is muscular.

Wow who is that person!
Thats Kristasatryan

by China gurl July 13, 2017