kristyne guzzi

The brown part on the banana. Shit stain

Small tits

Small ass
Ernesto
Yells outload for no reason

Look at that shit stain kristyne guzzi

by Tobi G pussy destroyer July 4, 2016

Kristy

Dangerously attractive and intelligent. A real femefatale and master of seducing men. All men want her and all men get eaten by her.

Dude, that chic is so hott, she must be a Kristy.

by swinger09 October 23, 2008

Dirty Kristy

When a female shoves a sounding rod in a males penis, then jerks him off to see how far the rod shoots across the room.

Last night my girl pulled a "dirty kristy" and now we cant get the thing out of the drywall.

by Big Dean G June 16, 2020

Kristy

Someone very hot (cute as hell) and funny as hell

I will do anything for Kristy.
Dude, that chic is so hott, she must be a Kristy

by insert name<3 June 2, 2011

kristy

DAMN sexy, basically has a sexalishious body. Besides having a rocking bod she is also super smart. Great friend and lover. Guys want her and girls want to be her.

Josh- Whoa did you she that girl?!
Dave- Yeah she's so hot she could make the sun melt
Josh- Whats her name??
Dave- Kristy... obviously

by yeahhboi July 14, 2011

Kristy

An amazing,smart,sexy,intelligent,gorgeous girl. Beautiful face; often referred to as "goddess","master" or "my queen"

"Alex:Wow! your looking very Kristy today"

by Numchucks. July 19, 2009

Kristy

An amazing, smart, sexy, intelligent, gorgeous girl who loves donuts and hot chocolate . A very beautiful woman that is sexy at all times and knows just how to get you horny quick. And knows how to talk dirty to you. A ridiculously awesome girl who brightens up your day. A girl with a fantastic ass that makes you wish yoga pants were the dress code. Someone you want to have sex with.

Your such a kristy today

by gandycakes28 August 30, 2016