Cosmo Kramer

The god of all that is holy. The man that can get whatever he wants including females. Someone that you aspire to be. The mr. cool of the 90's and arguably the funniest character ever on tv.

Yo, that Cosmo kramer is a real assman.

I wish i was like Cosmo Kramer.

by Brandon the cleveland kid October 9, 2006

Kramer

The crazy, lovable, funny neighbor (played by Michael Richards) of Jerry Seinfeld on the greatest sitcom ever, Seinfeld.

Kramer's friends include Elaine Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jerry Jerry Seinfeld, and George Jason Alexander. Kramer's crazy LOL

by Someone, April 14, 2006

Kramerica

a company about nothing

I cant find a listing for Kramerica in the phone directory

by some TFer February 29, 2004

Karri Krapper

When you go to wipe your ass, but miss with the paper and get some shit on your fingers.

Hahaha, you just pulled a Karri Krapper!

by Bahahahahahahahahaha12 June 12, 2011

Kramer Smash

The act of getting so angry, that you just plain old snap. And go KRAMER SMASH on their ass.

Mitch was really angry, and you should have seen it. He KRAMER SMASHED justin into the ground! It was epic.

by BigMAK992 November 14, 2009

Krager

A puss filled scab on the taint of a male prostitute

I was gonna let Michael blow me until I saw the giant krager on his taint when he bent over.

by Kimboslicekitty January 17, 2023

michael kramer

A huge douche that only bangs troll bitches because doesn't know any better usually living in his moms basement watching dog porn while screaming the lords name in vein

that guy is pulling a Huge michael Kramer

by Rusty trombone January 19, 2017