Kramerism

The religion of following Lord Kramer

Man one: I'm of the Muslim faith
Man two: You should convert to Kramerism and follow our ever-loving God, Lord Kramer

by High Reverend of Kramerism June 2, 2004

Kramering

To burst suddenly and spastically into a room. An unwanted entrance to room.

"I was just sitting there minding my own business, when a neighbor began kramering me."

by Herra Kotka February 13, 2009

Kramer

Verb: The act of bouncing off walls and doors.

Also, an adjective or pronoun used when referring to SOFT CURLY HAIRED animals (for instance: dogs or sheep)

1. He Kramered the wall again.

2. Aww.... your dog is so Kramer.

3. Isn't Kramer adorable?

by Gina August October 28, 2010

Kramered

To be publicly ridiculed for using a racist term in retaliation for some trangression, not because of personal feelings of racism, but because it's the easiest way to anger the offender as greatly as they have angered you.

Steven called Chen a "stupid fucking chink" after Chen slashed Steven's tires for no reason. Afterwards, he was severely Kramered, and his reputation was ruined.

by The Jefftastic Jeffinator January 27, 2008

Kramerism

N. any idea which sounds smart enough to make sense but is not smart enough to work. Named for the Seinfeld character and his schemes.

Communism is the the greatest Kramerism in governments today.

by chadderbox January 2, 2009

Kramering

Popping in through a door or into an office cubicle so fast that the occupant therein never hears you coming and loses bodily fluids (or at least is really startled). Think of how Kramer always entered Jerry's apartment on Seinfeld.

I'm so tense at work because I never know when my boss is going to come kramering into my cubicle and make me spill coffee all over the keyboard!

by Beth Oswald September 5, 2008

Kramer

1. )A guy who is given to much flak for the use "nigger." It confuses me however that HE would get into so much trouble for using a word that is popular among blacks themselves. Even more confusing is the fact that the equivalant name "cracker" can be used without consequence openly by anybody.

2. )A guy who is being taken to court for excercising his 1st admendment rights

3. )A guy who has appologized for the use of a common word but people still wont shut up about

4. )A guy who is guilty for being white

Kramer called a man a nigger, AFTER being heckled, the black ma- I mean nigger played the victim and caused a big cluster fuck for Kramer.

by Matt Andrews November 30, 2006