He is a God. He is Omnipotent. He likes Ice Cream. Will park his car and fuck your
bitch at the same time. Has long hair that flows in the wind.
Gets all the money, and all the bitches. He could make Ellen DeGeneres
straight. He supplies Columbia with Cocaine. He gives Black people
Chicken. He gives Asian people Rice. He is the son of Jesus. He is KP. He will be the 45th President. He doesn't like being touched. Except by bitches. KP is a God.